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Adam Whittaker Snavely
@snaves.bsky.social
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Soccer Weirdo. Go Bills.

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Kurt Vonnegut Armistice Day post
Quote from Breakfast of Champions by Kurt Vonnegut: " So this book is a sidewalk strewn with junk, trash which I throw over my shoulders as I travel in time back to November eleventh, nineteen hundred and twenty-two. It was during that minute in nineteen hundred and eighteen, that millions upon millions of human beings stopped butchering one another. I have talked to old men who were on battlefields during that minute. They have told me in one way or another that the sudden silence was the Voice of God. So we still have among us some men who can remember when God spoke clearly to mankind. Armistice Day has become Veterans’ Day. Armistice Day was sacred. Veterans’ Day is not. So I will throw Veterans’ Day over my shoulder. Armistice Day I will keep. I don’t want to throw away any sacred things. What else is sacred? Oh, Romeo and Juliet, for instance. And all music is."
November 12, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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Legacy at MLS headlined by a broadcast rights deal that made it much more difficult to watch the league after leading the launch of a network that no longer exists, hell of a CV here
A pargraph from the Sport Business Journal: "Stevenson’s legacy at MLS is headlined by his role as the architect of the league’s 10-year, $2.5B media partnership with Apple. A sports media veteran who joined MLS after leading the launch of Pac-12 Networks, he was charged with maximizing the league’s media rights value. He led MLS to a trio of deals with ESPN, Fox and Univision in 2014 worth a combined $90M annually, a 400% increase from its prior pacts."
November 11, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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Ed Policy is named that and looks like this and is still somehow less of an AI bot than Aaron Rodgers’ wife
November 11, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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Bills invited my cousin out to the KC game to shoot it on CineStill film, everyone please clap
James Cook running out onto the field with smoking Buffalos flanking him. Khalil Shakir catches a pass Crowd from the top deck at Highmark Stadium. Spencer Brown looks at the crowd.
November 5, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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*taps sign*
Screenshot of a paragraph I wrote that says "That is apparently the game Starfield devs envisioned: a universe designed to make you feel incredibly small and insignificant, even as you cross dimensions and navigate through some Windows 98 screensavers to gain supernatural powers (that incidentally feel pretty damn close to Dragon Shouts). I don’t mind shooting for awe and isolation as design philosophies, but Bethesda realized it was making a video game, right? You set a game in a future where humanity went out and colonized the stars; you didn’t have to make the moon Disney World, but you could’ve at least made it more interesting than a Whole Foods."
October 22, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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@ Pablo Torre I need you to look into this
A screenshot of the 2015 MLS SuperDraft featuring Cristian Roldan at 16
October 15, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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October 12, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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Comunicado Oficial
October 2, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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Prospective USMNT XI in a 3-4-3 formation. Freese; Ream, Richards, “Take Your Pick;” Jedi, McKennie, Roldan, Freeman; Pulisic, Balogun, Luna
October 2, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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My wife checked in from work
A picture of a hand holding a hot dog like a cigarette. The text below reads “Just something to take the edge off.”
September 25, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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Meanwhile my little sister is asking the real questions (I object to Angel City being labeled “my people”)
“The NWSL player who had a heart attack on the field earlier this season showed up to her team’s game tonight wearing a Damar Hamlin Jersey so I feel super normal about that, for sure no emotions” “Meanwhile LA just gave the Spirit a full cleat to the face so that’s a bummer” “Adam what yall people doing” “Who knows what Angel City is doing at any moment”
September 19, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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Stringer Bell meme. “Is you taking notes on a completely legal but unpopular with the current government fucking protest?”
September 16, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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I’m in a true sicko dynasty league where in addition to the usual offense players and team defense, we also play 1 DB, 1 LB, and 1 DL.

Roquan Smith is going to end up out-scoring most QBs this week.
Fantasy football matchup where Roquan Smith has 31.55 points
September 14, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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Go Bills
Ed Oliver standing on a horse
September 8, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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Polygon posting SEO walkthroughs on main, game’s gone
Screenshot of a Polygon post advertising a Silksong SEO article
September 4, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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Nailed it
A screenshot with the post for 3 people that has 3 likes
August 31, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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Everyone’s group chat currently
Movie poster for The Thing
August 30, 2025 at 5:14 AM
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August 29, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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And the family league, 12-team PPR drafting from 7. This league themes our team names every year, and this year is Nicolas Cage movies.

Say hello to Time to Bill
Fantasy football lineup: Purdy, McCaffrey, Hampton, Thomas Jr., Pickens, Kraft, Henderson, Broncos, Boswell, Odunze, Croskey-Merritt, Prescott, Burden III, Kirk, Mixon, Watson
August 29, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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Alright fantasy football sickos, here are the squads.

First is 10-team PPR, drafted 3rd

Team name: Jahmyroquai
Fantasy football team lineup: Purdy, Gibbs, Hampton, Thomas Jr., McLaurin, McBride, M/ Evans, Pickens, Vikings, Boswell, Pollard, Pearsall, Rice, Prescott, B. Allen, R. Davis
August 29, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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I feel like I'd be more partial to the whiteout/ice concept if they weren't going to get immediately outclassed by the return of the standing buffalo throwbacks this year
Bills players wearing the Standing Buffalo throwback jerseys, white uniforms with blue and red stripes on the shoulders and pants, with a stationary buffalo in red on the helmet
August 28, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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With a couple of family members now living in New Zealand, this year’s family fantasy football group chat has migrated to WhatsApp, where today we determined draft order by casting lots (rolling rounds of Pass the Pig)
A family WhatsApp video call where we roll Pass the Pigs
August 27, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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Tbh I feel insane looking at this collection of teams and then the thing determining that I am more miserable
August 13, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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Decent Sunday
Holding a beer in a Bills cozy at the beach McKenzie waving from the water
August 10, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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I watch this show to marvel at a bunch of psychopaths and preppers build cabins like this from scratch, and you’re tapping out because it’s RAINING on your TARP?
A log cabin with a chimney built from scratch in Alone
August 6, 2025 at 5:32 AM