Barry Magill
@snausage.bsky.social
Northumberland type person with a beard. I like dogs, flying, cars and nice people. I absolutely hate melon.
Bollox. I’m already in bed. Do I have to get up? I’m comfy.
November 8, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Bollox. I’m already in bed. Do I have to get up? I’m comfy.
Nope. And daft eyes.
October 24, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Nope. And daft eyes.
I left some snausages and fried bread in the Corby trouser press for you.
October 10, 2025 at 8:47 AM
I left some snausages and fried bread in the Corby trouser press for you.
Utterly depressing
September 26, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Utterly depressing
We consider you one of us Lucy. Good luck tomorrow.
September 6, 2025 at 9:32 PM
We consider you one of us Lucy. Good luck tomorrow.
Can you recommend an exfoliant Lucy? I have a Cessna 172 and the paint on its flaps is indeed flakey. The ailerons are smooth to the touch though due to me pestering them with moisturiser.
August 24, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Can you recommend an exfoliant Lucy? I have a Cessna 172 and the paint on its flaps is indeed flakey. The ailerons are smooth to the touch though due to me pestering them with moisturiser.
Still sporting the serious nailage Lucy 👍🏻👍🏻
August 17, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Still sporting the serious nailage Lucy 👍🏻👍🏻
Has the lovely dog been dipped in weak tea up to its fluffy shoulders?
August 3, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Has the lovely dog been dipped in weak tea up to its fluffy shoulders?
Damn. I wanted a chomp.
August 2, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Damn. I wanted a chomp.
Couldn’t see the coladas. I was distracted by the righteous shoe. 👍🏻
July 29, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Couldn’t see the coladas. I was distracted by the righteous shoe. 👍🏻
I’ve got a sore trotter. Do you like my shoe?
July 17, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I’ve got a sore trotter. Do you like my shoe?
Ahhh. The massive nipple hat. Wonderful.
July 13, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Ahhh. The massive nipple hat. Wonderful.
That’s the best pic you have ever posted.
June 21, 2025 at 6:40 PM
That’s the best pic you have ever posted.
I’m not surprised. That gate you nicked of that poor rickets patient must weigh loads.
June 19, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I’m not surprised. That gate you nicked of that poor rickets patient must weigh loads.
A silly cake version of Madame Tussauds. Queue here for disappointment.
May 27, 2025 at 6:48 PM
A silly cake version of Madame Tussauds. Queue here for disappointment.
You deserve good things Lucy.
May 25, 2025 at 3:02 PM
You deserve good things Lucy.
I can only give the under-sink grouting 4/10. 10/10 for the thigh bollock though. Quality.
May 20, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I can only give the under-sink grouting 4/10. 10/10 for the thigh bollock though. Quality.
Are “sanding my bench” and “re-grouting the shower” euphemisms by any chance? Nails beyond perfect by the way.
May 11, 2025 at 9:52 AM
Are “sanding my bench” and “re-grouting the shower” euphemisms by any chance? Nails beyond perfect by the way.
If you tilt that pic 45 to the left that rivet makes your worryingly massive thumb look like a nice exotic bird, but then to be honest I have had a drink.
May 2, 2025 at 8:18 PM
If you tilt that pic 45 to the left that rivet makes your worryingly massive thumb look like a nice exotic bird, but then to be honest I have had a drink.
On par with life after death and Bigfoot I feel. Needs the authorities to act.
April 30, 2025 at 10:38 AM
On par with life after death and Bigfoot I feel. Needs the authorities to act.
I find that attractive. Nice background music. Who wouldn’t like that. I have a friend whose ears whistle. That’s impressive.
April 28, 2025 at 11:42 AM
I find that attractive. Nice background music. Who wouldn’t like that. I have a friend whose ears whistle. That’s impressive.
How are you going to open those delicate packets of Waitrose artisan scampi fries now though, with your mole-like builder’s hands? Not sure you have thought this through Lucy.
April 26, 2025 at 1:13 PM
How are you going to open those delicate packets of Waitrose artisan scampi fries now though, with your mole-like builder’s hands? Not sure you have thought this through Lucy.
Well it’s that Lego 2CV. Get it on display Lucy!!
April 25, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Well it’s that Lego 2CV. Get it on display Lucy!!