snarlyarmchair
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Horticulturally, the value of a ficus tree in landscape is incalculable. Don't shy away from bringing one home just because the plant is a bit temperamental.
Thanks, #Splatterday
I'm gonna go watch Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey to re-calibrate my understanding of the underpinnings of the cosmic governance of souls.
I'm gonna go watch Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey to re-calibrate my understanding of the underpinnings of the cosmic governance of souls.
December 14, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Thanks, #Splatterday
I'm gonna go watch Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey to re-calibrate my understanding of the underpinnings of the cosmic governance of souls.
I'm gonna go watch Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey to re-calibrate my understanding of the underpinnings of the cosmic governance of souls.
Satan wants to keep watching for the band members. God saying he's bored with this review process. The gimmick might change but the review process is part of the cosmic process.
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December 14, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Satan wants to keep watching for the band members. God saying he's bored with this review process. The gimmick might change but the review process is part of the cosmic process.
#Splatterday
#Splatterday
You think God is dead despite working for Satan, who is sitting on a train with God watching you work?
Gonna be an awkward quarterly review.
#Splatterday
Gonna be an awkward quarterly review.
#Splatterday
December 14, 2025 at 2:22 AM
You think God is dead despite working for Satan, who is sitting on a train with God watching you work?
Gonna be an awkward quarterly review.
#Splatterday
Gonna be an awkward quarterly review.
#Splatterday
December 14, 2025 at 2:21 AM
There's four locations that have pieces of the cross.
Not seeing any indication that they have a quick-release mechanism for the chosen ones of God. Probably wouldn't release that kind of info anyway.
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Not seeing any indication that they have a quick-release mechanism for the chosen ones of God. Probably wouldn't release that kind of info anyway.
#Splatterday
December 14, 2025 at 2:18 AM
There's four locations that have pieces of the cross.
Not seeing any indication that they have a quick-release mechanism for the chosen ones of God. Probably wouldn't release that kind of info anyway.
#Splatterday
Not seeing any indication that they have a quick-release mechanism for the chosen ones of God. Probably wouldn't release that kind of info anyway.
#Splatterday
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Now imagining Ed Gein reincarnating as Richard Dawkins and both God and Satan have to say "no. no. not like that, either." #Splatterday
December 14, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Now imagining Ed Gein reincarnating as Richard Dawkins and both God and Satan have to say "no. no. not like that, either." #Splatterday
December 14, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Did the human trafficking, rapist, psychopath body parts dealer have to work his way back up from a piece of dirt to become an edge-lord philosopher?
Great, now I gotta Google Scholar to see how many philosophy papers deal with souls and the multiverse.
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Great, now I gotta Google Scholar to see how many philosophy papers deal with souls and the multiverse.
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December 14, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Did the human trafficking, rapist, psychopath body parts dealer have to work his way back up from a piece of dirt to become an edge-lord philosopher?
Great, now I gotta Google Scholar to see how many philosophy papers deal with souls and the multiverse.
#Splatterday
Great, now I gotta Google Scholar to see how many philosophy papers deal with souls and the multiverse.
#Splatterday
Nazi vampire and a guy spouting a famous Nietzche quote? I see what you did, badly crafted short in an anthology.
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December 14, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Nazi vampire and a guy spouting a famous Nietzche quote? I see what you did, badly crafted short in an anthology.
#Splatterday
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Multiverse.
Which just adds even more questions about the train, the review process, and overall organizational structure.
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Which just adds even more questions about the train, the review process, and overall organizational structure.
#Splatterday
December 14, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Multiverse.
Which just adds even more questions about the train, the review process, and overall organizational structure.
#Splatterday
Which just adds even more questions about the train, the review process, and overall organizational structure.
#Splatterday
December 14, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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Harry Billings and Gretta Connors have same editor.
The third segment has two editors, neither of which are the guy who did the first two segments.
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The third segment has two editors, neither of which are the guy who did the first two segments.
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December 14, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Harry Billings and Gretta Connors have same editor.
The third segment has two editors, neither of which are the guy who did the first two segments.
#Splatterday
The third segment has two editors, neither of which are the guy who did the first two segments.
#Splatterday
Do God and Satan take turns picking these scenarios to review? This is totally Satan's turn, right?
God shows him people who have Herzog type lives?
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God shows him people who have Herzog type lives?
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December 14, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Do God and Satan take turns picking these scenarios to review? This is totally Satan's turn, right?
God shows him people who have Herzog type lives?
#Splatterday
God shows him people who have Herzog type lives?
#Splatterday
Do God and Satan review everybody personally? Seems you'd have lots of angels and demons paired off to review and negotiate souls?
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December 14, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Do God and Satan review everybody personally? Seems you'd have lots of angels and demons paired off to review and negotiate souls?
#Splatterday
#Splatterday
Why not have a "movie car", for screening these lives? Looking out the window from the side seems really uncomfortable, and a small screen, even for eternal beings.
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December 14, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Why not have a "movie car", for screening these lives? Looking out the window from the side seems really uncomfortable, and a small screen, even for eternal beings.
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So the train. A real train, on Earth, actually going to Vegas? Or just a construct for transporting souls to Good/Bad Place?
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December 14, 2025 at 1:34 AM
So the train. A real train, on Earth, actually going to Vegas? Or just a construct for transporting souls to Good/Bad Place?
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#Splatterday
Just a walk through a hospital themed house during Halloween. Lots of sets, scary room and scenarios, and the thin story of body part sales.
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December 14, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Just a walk through a hospital themed house during Halloween. Lots of sets, scary room and scenarios, and the thin story of body part sales.
#Splatterday
#Splatterday
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