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Horticulturally, the value of a ficus tree in landscape is incalculable. Don't shy away from bringing one home just because the plant is a bit temperamental.
Thanks, #Splatterday

I'm gonna go watch Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey to re-calibrate my understanding of the underpinnings of the cosmic governance of souls.
December 14, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Satan wants to keep watching for the band members. God saying he's bored with this review process. The gimmick might change but the review process is part of the cosmic process.

#Splatterday
December 14, 2025 at 2:31 AM
You think God is dead despite working for Satan, who is sitting on a train with God watching you work?

Gonna be an awkward quarterly review.

#Splatterday
December 14, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Charcuterie board from Hell.

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December 14, 2025 at 2:21 AM
There's four locations that have pieces of the cross.

Not seeing any indication that they have a quick-release mechanism for the chosen ones of God. Probably wouldn't release that kind of info anyway.

#Splatterday
December 14, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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Now imagining Ed Gein reincarnating as Richard Dawkins and both God and Satan have to say "no. no. not like that, either." #Splatterday
December 14, 2025 at 2:11 AM
This segment was so close to being coherent.

#Splatterday
December 14, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Did the human trafficking, rapist, psychopath body parts dealer have to work his way back up from a piece of dirt to become an edge-lord philosopher?

Great, now I gotta Google Scholar to see how many philosophy papers deal with souls and the multiverse.

#Splatterday
December 14, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Nazi vampire and a guy spouting a famous Nietzche quote? I see what you did, badly crafted short in an anthology.

#Splatterday
December 14, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Multiverse.

Which just adds even more questions about the train, the review process, and overall organizational structure.

#Splatterday
December 14, 2025 at 1:58 AM
That's not a "Six six six" tattoo, common mistake. It's a "Nein Nein Nein"

#Splatterday
December 14, 2025 at 1:56 AM
They just had the Job conversation about Claire.

#Splatterday
December 14, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Satan really wants this band in Hell, as a new torture device.

#Splatterday
December 14, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Harry Billings and Gretta Connors have same editor.

The third segment has two editors, neither of which are the guy who did the first two segments.

#Splatterday
December 14, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Do God and Satan take turns picking these scenarios to review? This is totally Satan's turn, right?

God shows him people who have Herzog type lives?

#Splatterday
December 14, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Do God and Satan review everybody personally? Seems you'd have lots of angels and demons paired off to review and negotiate souls?

#Splatterday
December 14, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Why not have a "movie car", for screening these lives? Looking out the window from the side seems really uncomfortable, and a small screen, even for eternal beings.

#Splatterday
December 14, 2025 at 1:35 AM
So the train. A real train, on Earth, actually going to Vegas? Or just a construct for transporting souls to Good/Bad Place?
#Splatterday
December 14, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Just a walk through a hospital themed house during Halloween. Lots of sets, scary room and scenarios, and the thin story of body part sales.

#Splatterday
December 14, 2025 at 1:21 AM
What. is. happening.

#Splatterday
December 14, 2025 at 1:13 AM
The pacing and editing are real terrors.

#Splatterday
December 14, 2025 at 1:07 AM
This is already SO MUCH.

#Splatterday
December 14, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Jinkies!

#Horrorwatch
December 7, 2025 at 3:30 AM