darcy lewis.
@snarkywaitress.bsky.social
/parody, not affiliated with marvel.
/written by madi.
/written by madi.
November 18, 2025 at 12:18 AM
dude i worked really hard on that cupcake!
[goes to pick it up so she can throw it away.]
[goes to pick it up so she can throw it away.]
November 17, 2025 at 6:23 AM
dude i worked really hard on that cupcake!
[goes to pick it up so she can throw it away.]
[goes to pick it up so she can throw it away.]
……
[sticking a cupcake on that open mouth.]
[sticking a cupcake on that open mouth.]
November 17, 2025 at 6:17 AM
……
[sticking a cupcake on that open mouth.]
[sticking a cupcake on that open mouth.]
cool. let me know if you change your mind.
[walking off to check on her other customers.]
[walking off to check on her other customers.]
November 17, 2025 at 5:02 AM
cool. let me know if you change your mind.
[walking off to check on her other customers.]
[walking off to check on her other customers.]
[quickly going off then coming back with a fresh blueberry muffin on a small plate for her.]
here you go. anything else?
here you go. anything else?
November 17, 2025 at 4:55 AM
[quickly going off then coming back with a fresh blueberry muffin on a small plate for her.]
here you go. anything else?
here you go. anything else?
then what kind would you like?
November 17, 2025 at 4:45 AM
then what kind would you like?
depends on if you’re allergic to anything.
November 17, 2025 at 4:42 AM
depends on if you’re allergic to anything.
[here comes darcy, setting the cappuccino in front of the woman.]
anything else i can get for ya?
anything else i can get for ya?
November 17, 2025 at 4:18 AM
[here comes darcy, setting the cappuccino in front of the woman.]
anything else i can get for ya?
anything else i can get for ya?
[there might be one with her name on it being made right now.]
November 17, 2025 at 4:02 AM
[there might be one with her name on it being made right now.]
[darcy can make a mean cappuccino.
or just a regular black coffee.]
or just a regular black coffee.]
November 17, 2025 at 4:00 AM
[darcy can make a mean cappuccino.
or just a regular black coffee.]
or just a regular black coffee.]