Snarky🦉Twin
@snarkytwin.bsky.social
94.8 proof. Suggest you ignore. She/her.
Prefers dogs to people
📍Detroit-ish
Prefers dogs to people
📍Detroit-ish
It has been a while! The girls are big fans of cozy season too
November 22, 2025 at 10:09 PM
It has been a while! The girls are big fans of cozy season too
My cozy reading corner is beagle approved
November 22, 2025 at 9:52 PM
My cozy reading corner is beagle approved
Last week was — not great; getting rear ended on my way to work on Friday was an exclamation point on the week (I’m ok, the Jeep maybe needs a new bumper and hopefully not much else). So I decided this weekend required a re-read of one of my absolute favorites and that was one of my better decisions
November 10, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Last week was — not great; getting rear ended on my way to work on Friday was an exclamation point on the week (I’m ok, the Jeep maybe needs a new bumper and hopefully not much else). So I decided this weekend required a re-read of one of my absolute favorites and that was one of my better decisions
We should always celebrate the first snow of the year like this
November 9, 2025 at 4:34 PM
We should always celebrate the first snow of the year like this
Chessies guard what’s important to their people so Zola’s guarding my mashed potatoes
November 2, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Chessies guard what’s important to their people so Zola’s guarding my mashed potatoes
Turns out I’m in my pumpkin spice latte beer with a cinnamon sugar rim era
October 25, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Turns out I’m in my pumpkin spice latte beer with a cinnamon sugar rim era
Just started this one and I’m loving it so far!
October 3, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Just started this one and I’m loving it so far!
My Saturday afternoon reading buddy
September 20, 2025 at 8:02 PM
My Saturday afternoon reading buddy
She’s not on me but she’s near me which is even better cuz it’s obnoxiously warm here near Detroit
September 19, 2025 at 11:24 PM
She’s not on me but she’s near me which is even better cuz it’s obnoxiously warm here near Detroit
I’m just a girl, sitting inside EPCOT, asking the rain to stop raining enough so I can ride Test Track
September 17, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I’m just a girl, sitting inside EPCOT, asking the rain to stop raining enough so I can ride Test Track
If this is all that happens for the rest of this trip I wouldn’t be mad
September 16, 2025 at 11:23 PM
If this is all that happens for the rest of this trip I wouldn’t be mad
And we’re hydrated
September 14, 2025 at 5:39 PM
And we’re hydrated
This trip kinda snuck up on me cuz my dissociation game has been on point but we’re here and we’re hot and we’re happy
September 14, 2025 at 5:26 PM
This trip kinda snuck up on me cuz my dissociation game has been on point but we’re here and we’re hot and we’re happy
The pumpkin patch is pumpkin patching. So far there’s just the one pumpkin tho
August 30, 2025 at 12:15 AM
The pumpkin patch is pumpkin patching. So far there’s just the one pumpkin tho
Time for a Pumpdate: these plants are a bit insistent about taking over the yard but we have at least 2 pumpkin bébés so far!
August 18, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Time for a Pumpdate: these plants are a bit insistent about taking over the yard but we have at least 2 pumpkin bébés so far!
I had a very busy day that included explaining how to calculate price per square foot to Bossman2 without making him feel dumb and then came home to a whiskey tasting. My brain is happily turned off now
August 1, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I had a very busy day that included explaining how to calculate price per square foot to Bossman2 without making him feel dumb and then came home to a whiskey tasting. My brain is happily turned off now
We planted some pumpkin seeds a couple months ago for shits and giggles (a not insignificant number of plants have died on my watch). We might not have any yard left when these guys are done
July 31, 2025 at 10:35 PM
We planted some pumpkin seeds a couple months ago for shits and giggles (a not insignificant number of plants have died on my watch). We might not have any yard left when these guys are done
This little numpty is lucky he’s cute cuz he ripped out one of my pumpkin plants today for shits and giggles
July 26, 2025 at 12:32 AM
This little numpty is lucky he’s cute cuz he ripped out one of my pumpkin plants today for shits and giggles
The sky booms are intensifying so Zola’s got her emotional support gutted rabbit toy
July 5, 2025 at 2:59 AM
The sky booms are intensifying so Zola’s got her emotional support gutted rabbit toy
Our annual Hamilton rewatch has started because the sky booms are here
July 5, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Our annual Hamilton rewatch has started because the sky booms are here
That is a Westley curled up in his toy basket taking a nap 🥹
May 28, 2025 at 12:45 AM
That is a Westley curled up in his toy basket taking a nap 🥹
I couldn’t see Westley in the yard and was starting to panic but then I looked to the left of the door
May 26, 2025 at 6:56 PM
I couldn’t see Westley in the yard and was starting to panic but then I looked to the left of the door