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@snarkytaco.bsky.social
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Any pronouns, but don't call me ma'am.
Enby Ace Cryptid AuDHD Shitposter

No T.R.A.S.H.
Black Lives Matter
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snarkytaco.bsky.social
Nice.
A screenshot of my Bluesky profile showing 69 followers.
November 21, 2024 at 3:40 PM
snarkytaco.bsky.social
I love when bigots tell on themselves. Please keep doing it so I know who to block.
A Bluesky post from @chantalalive.bsky.social about a disabled sex worker (@qatapult.bsky.social) struggling for rent, with a link to help her. A reply from @oldestmember.bsky.social stating "I will not be supporting a prostitute"
November 21, 2024 at 12:57 AM
snarkytaco.bsky.social
Never forget.
Text: "When you punch a Nazi, the whole world punches a Nazi" surrounded by a black and white drawing of a circle of hands shaking, and roses.
November 18, 2024 at 10:31 PM
snarkytaco.bsky.social
This is Squash. She is what keeps me going most days.
A small long haired orange and white Scottish Fold kitten laying on a shelf of a cat tree with one long white leg hanging in front of the shelf, and the other white leg perched on top of another portion of the cat tree. Key wide eyed are staring at the camera.
November 17, 2024 at 6:28 PM
snarkytaco.bsky.social
Your yearly reminder:
The back of a black Mercedes ML350 SUV with "Puppies are not Xmas presents - They are 15-year commitments" written on the back window in all capital letters.
November 17, 2024 at 6:17 PM
snarkytaco.bsky.social
My 13 year old never wants to cook with me, but he's always down for homemade pizza.
A small roundish pizza topped with spinach, bacon, green peppers, and extra cheese sitting on a piece of parchment paper.
November 17, 2024 at 3:26 AM
snarkytaco.bsky.social
If anyone is tired of seeing boxing posts, have a picture of Squash. She would probably bite Jake Paul's ear off even though Mike didn't.
Small long haired orange and white Scottish Fold.
November 16, 2024 at 7:36 AM
snarkytaco.bsky.social
As I sit at my work desk avoiding my responsibilities...
3 panel comic. 1st panel: A man reading a book titled "How to Make Money". 2nd panel: View of the inside of the book with a single word of "Work". 3rd panel: A close up of the man's face with a frustrated look on his face and tears in his eyes.
November 15, 2024 at 4:19 PM
snarkytaco.bsky.social
Spooky season may be over for you, but never for me.
Four pane comic Pane 1: Drawing of a skeleton with a bat flying over his head. Bat says "Hey, I just wanted to say that I'm proud of you." Pane 2: Bat flies a bit closer and says "I know it's been really hard but you're amazing." Pane 3: Bat uses wings to hug back of skeleton's head and says "You don't have to say anything." Pane 4: Bat's wings come around to the front of skeleton's face in a warm embrace. Bat says "I love you"
November 1, 2023 at 3:58 PM
snarkytaco.bsky.social
Ever feel like bugs are crawling in your ears?
An AirPods charging case with 2 isopods (rollypollies/pill bugs) in the AirPod holes. Text reads: iSopods next to the apple logo which also looks like an isopod.
October 27, 2023 at 6:22 PM
snarkytaco.bsky.social
Couldn't see the eclipse. What else is new.
Left image: A full red moon with text "Look everyone, a full lunar eclipse! Right image: a full cloudy sky with text "Oregon" Left image: a picture of a comet with text "look everyone a never before seen comet!" Right image: a full cloudy sky with text "Oregon" Left image: a line with planets Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, and Mercury on it with text "Look everyone, a once in 1000 years planetary alignment!" Right image: a full cloudy sky with text "Oregon" Left image: a picture of a UFO with text "Look everyone, a 10-mile wide alien space craft! Right image: a full cloudy sky with text "Oregon"
October 16, 2023 at 3:06 AM
snarkytaco.bsky.social
Teefs
Grey cat sleeping curled upside down with canine teeth poking out like vampire fangs.
September 19, 2023 at 10:10 PM
snarkytaco.bsky.social
Squeaks just slept through me moving his head around.
A hand holding up a sleeping grey cat's face. A black and white tuxedo cat behind the grey cat, also sleeping.
September 9, 2023 at 7:50 PM
snarkytaco.bsky.social
They look like a dirty yin yang.
September 9, 2023 at 7:48 PM
snarkytaco.bsky.social
I got the one slightly smaller because it came with a free bear onesie.
Chubby green frog stuffed animal wearing brown bear onesie pajamas.
September 7, 2023 at 2:43 AM
snarkytaco.bsky.social
Someone please talke into, or out of spending way too much money on a giant frog stuffie to cuddle with because I'm lonely.

#frogs
Giant frog stuffed animal sitting in the grass overlooking a pond
September 4, 2023 at 9:38 PM
snarkytaco.bsky.social
Dancing badgers from old shockwave video "Badger badger badger mushroom mushroom"
September 4, 2023 at 9:35 PM
snarkytaco.bsky.social
If you have off work tomorrow, don't forget to turn off your Monday alarms.
Top image: Person sleeping very deeply with their mouth open. Text: "6:30AM on a work weekday." Bottom image: Same person laying in bed wide awake. Text: "6:30AM when you're off on the weekend"
September 4, 2023 at 2:29 AM
snarkytaco.bsky.social
All of my work FedEx shipments have had the same cost.

I agree FedEx.
FedEx shipment with an estimated cost of $13.12
August 31, 2023 at 8:36 PM
snarkytaco.bsky.social
This is Juniper. My friend is fostering her in Colorado. I wish I could have her, but I live in Oregon, and my car was too small for my son, and the beautiful pupper.
A picture of a fawn colored doberman without docked ears.
August 22, 2023 at 4:16 AM
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I haven't looked good in a group picture in years. I rarely put myself in a position to have my picture taken at all, but I love this one.
August 22, 2023 at 1:13 AM