SnarkySpanky
@snarkyspanky.bsky.social
Lover of old dogs, and people of all ages. Except trump supporters.
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All the women I date these days are under the same sign as my last girlfriend…FOR RENT
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December 24, 2025 at 2:33 AM
All the women I date these days are under the same sign as my last girlfriend…FOR RENT
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@jamessharp.bsky.social
You know I am getting old. I asked my doctor if my heart was strong enough for sex. He said you should be OK so long as you don’t join in.
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December 16, 2025 at 1:16 AM
You know I am getting old. I asked my doctor if my heart was strong enough for sex. He said you should be OK so long as you don’t join in.
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This Holiday Season, if you loved the Elf on the Shelf, for the Baseball fan on your list...get the Cheater on a Heater!!!! (Same exact size as Elf on a Shelf. Not available in some pats of Texas).
December 2, 2025 at 2:10 AM
This Holiday Season, if you loved the Elf on the Shelf, for the Baseball fan on your list...get the Cheater on a Heater!!!! (Same exact size as Elf on a Shelf. Not available in some pats of Texas).
I’ve never had any luck with women. I bought a sex doll. She got pregnant.
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November 29, 2025 at 8:40 AM
I’ve never had any luck with women. I bought a sex doll. She got pregnant.
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I tell you all the women who are interested in me are born under the same sign: For Rent
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@jamessharp.bsky.social
November 22, 2025 at 7:46 AM
I tell you all the women who are interested in me are born under the same sign: For Rent
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@jamessharp.bsky.social
The other day I spilled all my viagra into the toilet. Now there seat won’t stay down.
I got one out and I swallowed it but now my tongue is hard.
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I got one out and I swallowed it but now my tongue is hard.
@jamessharp.bsky.social
November 18, 2025 at 8:58 AM
The other day I spilled all my viagra into the toilet. Now there seat won’t stay down.
I got one out and I swallowed it but now my tongue is hard.
@jamessharp.bsky.social
I got one out and I swallowed it but now my tongue is hard.
@jamessharp.bsky.social
RP June Lockhart. 100 years young.
October 25, 2025 at 10:09 PM
RP June Lockhart. 100 years young.
Happy Thanksgiving to our good friends in the free country north of the US. Someday we may have one again too.
October 13, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Happy Thanksgiving to our good friends in the free country north of the US. Someday we may have one again too.
There’s only one thing worse than being your ex…and that’s being your…friend.
October 5, 2025 at 8:53 AM
There’s only one thing worse than being your ex…and that’s being your…friend.
If you want to be happy for 6-12 months, get married.
If you want to be happy for 10-15 years, get a dog.
If you want to be happy for 10-15 years, get a dog.
September 23, 2025 at 2:15 AM
If you want to be happy for 6-12 months, get married.
If you want to be happy for 10-15 years, get a dog.
If you want to be happy for 10-15 years, get a dog.
You know how sometimes you see a book and you say, ‘Geez…I could have written it as well or better’?
Today I saw a book, not joking, called
‘How to Tell When a Woman Isn’t Interested in You.'
🙄🤔
Today I saw a book, not joking, called
‘How to Tell When a Woman Isn’t Interested in You.'
🙄🤔
August 29, 2025 at 12:14 AM
You know how sometimes you see a book and you say, ‘Geez…I could have written it as well or better’?
Today I saw a book, not joking, called
‘How to Tell When a Woman Isn’t Interested in You.'
🙄🤔
Today I saw a book, not joking, called
‘How to Tell When a Woman Isn’t Interested in You.'
🙄🤔
Is this fucker senile, stupid or both??
Trump says 'nobody needed magnets' until '20 years ago' because of China
www.rawstory.com/donald-trump...
Trump says 'nobody needed magnets' until '20 years ago' because of China
www.rawstory.com/donald-trump...
Trump says 'nobody needed magnets' until '20 years ago' because of China
President Donald Trump insisted that "nobody needed magnets" until a Chinese plot "convinced" the world to use them 20 years ago.During a Monday Oval Office meeting with South Korean President Lee Jae...
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August 26, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Is this fucker senile, stupid or both??
Trump says 'nobody needed magnets' until '20 years ago' because of China
www.rawstory.com/donald-trump...
Trump says 'nobody needed magnets' until '20 years ago' because of China
www.rawstory.com/donald-trump...
Social Security sent me another fucking email today talking about how great trump is and his wonderful commitment to social scrutiny. Such fucking bullshit. Save the money wasted drafting this dishonest political bullshit.
August 15, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Social Security sent me another fucking email today talking about how great trump is and his wonderful commitment to social scrutiny. Such fucking bullshit. Save the money wasted drafting this dishonest political bullshit.
I tell you…I’m a workaholic. Always have been. Any time someone mentions work I get drunk!
Finally joined alcoholics anonymous. I still get drunk, I just use a different name!
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Finally joined alcoholics anonymous. I still get drunk, I just use a different name!
@jamessharp.bsky.social
August 11, 2025 at 5:07 AM
I tell you…I’m a workaholic. Always have been. Any time someone mentions work I get drunk!
Finally joined alcoholics anonymous. I still get drunk, I just use a different name!
@jamessharp.bsky.social
Finally joined alcoholics anonymous. I still get drunk, I just use a different name!
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Wow. Its true. The GOP DOES want the USA to be a third world shithole!
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RACISM is EXPENSIVE #duet #racism #arkansas #fear #maga #trump #education #dumb #gullible #jobs
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July 20, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Wow. Its true. The GOP DOES want the USA to be a third world shithole!
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youtube.com/shorts/kOYI5...
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I once thought I had found a woman I could trust but she ran off with my best friend. Now I got no dog!
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July 9, 2025 at 7:00 AM
I once thought I had found a woman I could trust but she ran off with my best friend. Now I got no dog!
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Happy Canada Day to all my friends north of the shit show known as the USA! Every day I envy you!!!
July 2, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Happy Canada Day to all my friends north of the shit show known as the USA! Every day I envy you!!!
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Yes, I agree — it would be terrible. Please do NOT share this information!!!
June 26, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Yes, I agree — it would be terrible. Please do NOT share this information!!!
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BREAKING: In a unanimous decision, a federal court of appeals has ruled that Louisiana's law requiring the Ten Commandments to be displayed in all public school classrooms is unconstitutional.
We’ll keep saying it: Public schools are not Sunday schools.
We’ll keep saying it: Public schools are not Sunday schools.
June 20, 2025 at 7:50 PM
BREAKING: In a unanimous decision, a federal court of appeals has ruled that Louisiana's law requiring the Ten Commandments to be displayed in all public school classrooms is unconstitutional.
We’ll keep saying it: Public schools are not Sunday schools.
We’ll keep saying it: Public schools are not Sunday schools.
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