Politics aside - does anyone else find it absolutely insane that an ex heroin addict (10+ yrs) is our * checks notes * HEALTH SECRETARY of the United States??? We truly are living in the strangest of times.

If you are still alive, it’s never too late to start being a great dad. Step 1 is just being there

They also call turtlenecks a “Polo neck”— it goes back some years when polo players wore turtlenecks.

Juuusssttt late enough to screw his fantasy managers out of a playoff spot— but early enough that it still “feels” relevant. Awesome work Davante 🤣

The bladder hits the wifi and the countdown is on

Oh thats just the beginning. You’ll start doing this with people, food, shows, everything. The greatest currency in the universe is time. Never waste it

We’ll be using this from now on:

This should be so simple - if you don’t pass the audit, future funds are held until you do.

Sounds like you didn’t really make up

The famous deconstructed pizza

This is like saying you root for the referees in sporting events.

The Oil burns bright

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