Anastasia Christman
@snarkypantsgirl.bsky.social
Policy analyst, trail runner, dog lover, chocolate eater, and occasional smart ass.
Just a reminder that while one shooter originally from Afghanistan results in a knee-jerk reaction to ALL people from Afghanistan, white dudes engage in mass shootings and we can’t even talk about limiting access to guns.
November 29, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Just a reminder that while one shooter originally from Afghanistan results in a knee-jerk reaction to ALL people from Afghanistan, white dudes engage in mass shootings and we can’t even talk about limiting access to guns.
1937 and 2025. In a 2024 Gallup poll, 235 million people in the US claimed to be “Christian.” I’m no theologian, but the fact that all of them are not in the streets over SCOTUS allowing the withholding of SNAP tells me that (a) they are liars, (b) this jesus thing is bullshit, or (c) both.
November 8, 2025 at 2:53 PM
1937 and 2025. In a 2024 Gallup poll, 235 million people in the US claimed to be “Christian.” I’m no theologian, but the fact that all of them are not in the streets over SCOTUS allowing the withholding of SNAP tells me that (a) they are liars, (b) this jesus thing is bullshit, or (c) both.
Well, he looks out of touch everywhere else, so welcome to the disappointment club, New York.
November 6, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Well, he looks out of touch everywhere else, so welcome to the disappointment club, New York.
Somebody needs to tell Trump that Nobel Prizes are handed out at The Hague and he’s been invited to go. Believe me, neither he nor any of his people will bother to google it.
November 2, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Somebody needs to tell Trump that Nobel Prizes are handed out at The Hague and he’s been invited to go. Believe me, neither he nor any of his people will bother to google it.
Same, same.
October 25, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Same, same.
Of course he’s upset by the size of the “crown” created by the image, not the fact that the POTUS might appear to be wearing one at all. See you all Saturday! #NoKings
October 14, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Of course he’s upset by the size of the “crown” created by the image, not the fact that the POTUS might appear to be wearing one at all. See you all Saturday! #NoKings
“Affected by war”?!? I think you mean “kidnapped by Russia.” Shame on you, ABC.
October 10, 2025 at 5:35 PM
“Affected by war”?!? I think you mean “kidnapped by Russia.” Shame on you, ABC.
For somebody who hates gender-affirming care so much, he sure is into tight muscled arms and asses. Also, may I point out that the “commander in chief” waddles about unable to button his own pants? (Guardian reporting.)
September 30, 2025 at 1:04 PM
For somebody who hates gender-affirming care so much, he sure is into tight muscled arms and asses. Also, may I point out that the “commander in chief” waddles about unable to button his own pants? (Guardian reporting.)
Because guys in suit jackets are always the best people.
August 18, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Because guys in suit jackets are always the best people.
Dear NYT, I think you spelled “he lied as a bullshit pretext” wrong.
August 11, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Dear NYT, I think you spelled “he lied as a bullshit pretext” wrong.
In my inbox today. (A) a significant percentage of those on social security already don’t pay taxes, (B) this is some wanna-be North Korean bullshit.
July 4, 2025 at 1:19 PM
In my inbox today. (A) a significant percentage of those on social security already don’t pay taxes, (B) this is some wanna-be North Korean bullshit.
Clearly the uberwealthy are confident in the pending bill transferring still more wealth to the oligarchy; $1.5 million dollar houses are selling in the neighborhood. Conveniently, the peasantry can simply consult county land records for their targeting when their pitchforks and torches are ready.
May 20, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Clearly the uberwealthy are confident in the pending bill transferring still more wealth to the oligarchy; $1.5 million dollar houses are selling in the neighborhood. Conveniently, the peasantry can simply consult county land records for their targeting when their pitchforks and torches are ready.
Why not just make him the Burger King too, while we’re at it?
April 29, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Why not just make him the Burger King too, while we’re at it?
Is she doing press events in her bathrobe?
April 10, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Is she doing press events in her bathrobe?
This is MAGA: no TP in the loo on public lands. Now swap “TP” for your veterans’ benefits, or your mom’s social security check, clean air, a safe car, surviving a flu epidemic, or cancer, or a tornado. All of which is deeply ironic because these red-hatted fascist mother f*ckers are all full of shit
March 2, 2025 at 9:22 PM
This is MAGA: no TP in the loo on public lands. Now swap “TP” for your veterans’ benefits, or your mom’s social security check, clean air, a safe car, surviving a flu epidemic, or cancer, or a tornado. All of which is deeply ironic because these red-hatted fascist mother f*ckers are all full of shit
Nice. @unitedhealthcare.sa.com sends out bogus “wellness” emails even as they deny coverage for the flu vaccine. $14.4 BILLION in profits last year, I guess pushing herbal teas and denying health care is lucrative.
February 27, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Nice. @unitedhealthcare.sa.com sends out bogus “wellness” emails even as they deny coverage for the flu vaccine. $14.4 BILLION in profits last year, I guess pushing herbal teas and denying health care is lucrative.
Not in the top 5, but still important: muttered “dickhead” every time Musk’s name was uttered, encouraged both dogs to poop on the MAGA idiot’s lawn.
February 23, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Not in the top 5, but still important: muttered “dickhead” every time Musk’s name was uttered, encouraged both dogs to poop on the MAGA idiot’s lawn.
Gosh, who would suffer most from Trump destroying FEMA? Those bastions of bad liberals: Florida, Texas, and Louisiana. MAGA: you break it, you bought it.
January 25, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Gosh, who would suffer most from Trump destroying FEMA? Those bastions of bad liberals: Florida, Texas, and Louisiana. MAGA: you break it, you bought it.
I have never owned a gun in my life. I have never wanted to own a gun in my life. But the notion that the shirtless-horns-on-his-head nutjob will be walking about armed to the teeth….it makes a girl think.
January 21, 2025 at 2:06 PM
I have never owned a gun in my life. I have never wanted to own a gun in my life. But the notion that the shirtless-horns-on-his-head nutjob will be walking about armed to the teeth….it makes a girl think.