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Snarky Orwell
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Political satirist. Part-time thought criminal and survivor of the ministry of truth, since 1984. Big Brother is watching… so I’m not wearing pants!

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Funny how the names stay the same while the meanings… drift. If Orwell were alive, he’d be taking notes faster than Congress rolls over to show its soft underbelly.

#SnarkyOrwell #OrwellWouldWeep #DoubleSpeak #MinistryOfTruth #SatiricalAF
December 4, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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For anyone still confused, maybe google what the town of Nürnberg is best known for.

#SnarkyOrwell #OrwellWouldWeep #DoubleSpeak #NurembergPrinciples #UCMJ #LawNotLoyalty
#NoOneIsAboveTheLaw #EnjoyYourTurkey #HappyThanksgiving #BigFatDeadBirdDay
Thankful to live in a country where unlawful orders don’t magically become lawful just because the leader said so. At least… that’s how it’s still supposed to work.
November 27, 2025 at 8:32 AM
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Actual quote from actual president!

Ah yes… the old ‘things happen’ defense. A timeless classic from the Ministry of Selective Outrage.

#SnarkyOrwell #BoneSaw #Dismemberment #OrwellWouldWeep #SatiricalAF #BiglyBrother
November 19, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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the Ministry of Compromise never disappoints.

#SnarkyOrwell #BiglyBrother #MinistryOfCompromise #Doublethink #Satire #PoliticalAbsurdity
November 10, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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Remember that hunger is patriotism, and inflation is freedom. Your stomach isn’t grumbling it’s roaring for the glory of Bigly Brother!

#SnarkyOrwell #BiglyBrother #MinistryOfPlenty #Doublethink #InflationIsFreedom
“WHO ARE YOU GONNA BELIEVE, ME, YOUR BELOVED LEADER, OR YOUR LYING EYES? GROCERY PRICES ARE DOWN BECAUSE I SAID THEY ARE. THINKING OTHERWISE IS THOUGHTCRIME AND PUNISHABLE. REMEMBER, DEAD PEOPLE EAT A LOT LESS. YOU’RE WELCOME.” - BIGLY BROTHER
November 8, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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He may be full of hot air, but unlike some others, at least he stands for something.

#SnarkyOrwell #FrogsTogetherStrong #ResistanceAmphibian #Resist #FrogsOfInstagram #Frog
November 7, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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We have a special guest literary cameo today: Vaguely Disappointed Fitzgerald.

Orwell warned you about control. Fitzgerald warned you about excess. You didn’t do the reading.
You turned both into party themes.

#SnarkyOrwell #VaguelyDisappointedFitzgerald #GatsbyWasAWarning #CulturalDecay
“A little party never killed anybody, Gatsby-themed bash while the government shuts down and families lose food and healthcare. You do realize someone literally dies because of that party in the book, right? Of course not. You don’t read.” VAGUELY DISAPPOINTED FITZGERALD
November 4, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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“It’s a totally real thing that I heard about on @foxnews.com.web.brid.gy and happy Halloween everybody, except the radical left!”

#BiglyBrother #SnarkyOrwell #FauxNews #HappyHalloween #GettingScaryOutThere #StayScaredPatriots
“Don’t be afraid of the collapsing economy, the erosion of the rule of law, or the vanishing of due process. Be afraid of trans Antifa members putting fentanyl in your Snickers bars.” -Bigly Brother
October 31, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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The man wrote 1984 and still wasn’t cynical enough to predict we’d voluntarily carry around telescreens that monitor our thoughts for precrime.

#SnarkyOrwell #ThoughtCrime #MinistryOfTruth #BiglyBrother #SatiricalAF #1984isLate #SurveillanceState #DystopianHumor
Me: -so after it became apparent that 'retarded' had become a term of abuse, educators and psychiatrists switched to other terms like 'handicapped' or 'special needs' in an attempt to - George Orwell, whom I've dragged forward in time with my arcane powers because I'm lonely and want someone to talk to: You have a telephone in your pocket? It listens to you all the time? Me: Never mind about that, the point is, young people now mock each other by sending the wheelchair emoji - that's a type of electronic heiroglyph - to suggest mental deficiency and shout SPESHUL!!!! while doing offensive imitations of disabled facial expressions and posture. So any attempt to /exographically make crimethink impossible is pretty much doomed because the meaning of words in everyday conversation can't be controlled by a dictionary entry, no matter how many Ministry of Truth employees- Orwell: It reports your location to the telephone company at all times?
October 28, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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Dispatch from the ministry of historical preservation,

#MemoryHoleMakeover #EastWingDemolition #WhiteHouseRenovation #WokeArchitectureCrime #OrwellWouldWeep #SnarkyOrwell #BiglyBrother
October 24, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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www.nytimes.com/2025/10/19/u...

Ah yes, the fireworks of freedom. Nothing to see here, citizen.

#OrwellWouldWeep #DoubleSpeak #BiglyBrother #MinistryOfTruth #AbsurdistNews #SnarkyOrwell #YouCantMakeThisShitUp
October 21, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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See this girl get it… #NoKingsLA #PeacefulProtest #MakeOrwellFictionAgain #SoFetch
October 19, 2025 at 6:15 AM
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No Kings Day rebranded as “Hate America Day.” The Ministry of Irony must be working overtime. What could be more American? That was literally what we were founded on!

#SnarkyOrwell #BiglyBrother #NoKingsDay #Doublethink #DystopianHumor #AbsurdistTruth #ModernMadness
October 18, 2025 at 7:59 AM
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Please be patient, we are dismantling democracy as quickly as possible!

#SnarkyOrwell #Project1984 #DystopianHumor #SatiricalAF #OrwellWouldWeep
October 17, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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I wasn’t giving you a roadmap, I was flashing a warning sign! It’s still flashing… brighter than ever. Are you still ignoring it?

#OrwellWouldWeep #DystopianHumor #AbsurdistTruth #SatiricalAF #ModernMadness #DarkHumor #1984isLate #DoubleSpeak
October 13, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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Attention comrades: The Ministry of Truth is proud to announce a new face of Party approved reality, Bigly Brother! Making Oceania great again, one alternative fact at a time. Thank’s @trumpy.studiogart.net

#SnarkyOrwell #BiglyBrother #MakeOceaniaGreatAgain #MinistryOfTruth #Doublethink
October 9, 2025 at 5:36 AM
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See something? Say something! Especially if you see yourself or anyone else thinking independently.

#SnarkyOrwell #BigBrotherApproved #ThoughtCrime #MakeOceaniaGreatAgain #MinistryOfLove #Doublespeak #TruthIsLies #1984NowStreaming #StayCompliant #ObedienceIsFreedom
October 5, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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Your memory is suspect. Enjoy your daily reminder that reality is what we say it is. Your compliance is mandatory in this matter.

#MinistryOfTruth #1984 #Orwellian #Doublespeak #ThoughtCrime #BigBrotherIsWatching #Satire #SnarkyOrwell #OfficialReality #MemoryHole #MakeOceaniaGreatAgain
September 30, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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Those that will not learn from history are condemned to repeat it. #GeorgeOrwell #1984 #AnimalFarm #authoritarianism #SomePigsAreMoreEqual #StopChildrenWhatsThatSound #Resist
September 28, 2025 at 10:23 PM