“IS going to stop”… cosplay Kristi must think she has a lot of power.

Bill Clinton: “release the files.”
DJT: “nooooo don’t release the files”.
I wonder which one is guilty.

If anyone had used these words about Trump, the secret service would be knocking at their door. But when Trump says it: “he was CLEARLY joking”.

USS I LIKE MAGNETS

I guess he wants to take credit for the lowest ticket sales in Kennedy Center history. What better way to celebrate that than with the only trick he’s got— slapping his name on every building he can.

“I HAVE BEEN WORSHIPPED AND HAD MY ASS KISSED MY ENTIRE LIFE! WHY SHOULD IT STOP NOW??”

She knows she wasn’t “duped”. She knows the hateful shit she signed up for. She just never expected to be the target.

He can’t keep up with the news. He spends all his free time on Grindr.

Ethel Ass

Just deleted Hulu yesterday. Disney today.

All in the name of self righteous “religious freedom”. Enjoy all that “religious freedom” as you lay dying in a hospital bed, all from something entirely preventable. At least you get to be a martyr for Jesus! Woo-hoo!

I wonder if Trump knows that he doesn’t have to weigh in on everything. Does he realize he doesn’t have to give an opinion on every little thing? He can literally choose to just shut the fuck up once in a while. It’s that simple.

Some of these politicians forget that they’re an elected official, not the local pastor for whatever backwoods shithole church she’s from.