My son had an idea for our lifestyle! He suggests we buy a much larger property with a bigger backyard and many luxury amenities

I am home alone with this cake.

Has anyone considered the lyrics to the George Michael hit Father Figure lately? Oof.

What if we trick Elon into spending all his money on political races that he always loses?

I've heard the rumblings of Dogma 2. I don't know. I just don't know.