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Printed out email found in the office of a video game:
"Jim, please stop purposefully leaving coffee stains on important documents. It isn't "worldbuilding", it's completely unprofessional and you are actively losing us clients. Do not force us to escalate this matter."
"Jim, please stop purposefully leaving coffee stains on important documents. It isn't "worldbuilding", it's completely unprofessional and you are actively losing us clients. Do not force us to escalate this matter."
March 30, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Printed out email found in the office of a video game:
"Jim, please stop purposefully leaving coffee stains on important documents. It isn't "worldbuilding", it's completely unprofessional and you are actively losing us clients. Do not force us to escalate this matter."
"Jim, please stop purposefully leaving coffee stains on important documents. It isn't "worldbuilding", it's completely unprofessional and you are actively losing us clients. Do not force us to escalate this matter."
think about it:
concert gigs at nursing homes.
pros:
- encourages younger people to visit
- entertainment for older folks
- won't bother anyone because they are hard of hearing anyways
cons:
- maybe heart attack risk???
concert gigs at nursing homes.
pros:
- encourages younger people to visit
- entertainment for older folks
- won't bother anyone because they are hard of hearing anyways
cons:
- maybe heart attack risk???
March 30, 2025 at 2:01 AM
think about it:
concert gigs at nursing homes.
pros:
- encourages younger people to visit
- entertainment for older folks
- won't bother anyone because they are hard of hearing anyways
cons:
- maybe heart attack risk???
concert gigs at nursing homes.
pros:
- encourages younger people to visit
- entertainment for older folks
- won't bother anyone because they are hard of hearing anyways
cons:
- maybe heart attack risk???
I've been watching some blind minecraft let's plays lately, and man I kinda wish I could forget everything I know about it to get that experience too.
We need more games that just have so much stuff to explore and require figuring stuff out. Games like a Outer Wilds. It's such a cool experience.
We need more games that just have so much stuff to explore and require figuring stuff out. Games like a Outer Wilds. It's such a cool experience.
March 24, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I've been watching some blind minecraft let's plays lately, and man I kinda wish I could forget everything I know about it to get that experience too.
We need more games that just have so much stuff to explore and require figuring stuff out. Games like a Outer Wilds. It's such a cool experience.
We need more games that just have so much stuff to explore and require figuring stuff out. Games like a Outer Wilds. It's such a cool experience.
I wonder if it was difficult for the guy that first figured out you could smoke tobacco to convince the second guy
"dude I'm telling you, just suck the smoke out of the tube it's really cool you don't have to just chew it"
"dude I'm telling you, just suck the smoke out of the tube it's really cool you don't have to just chew it"
March 22, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I wonder if it was difficult for the guy that first figured out you could smoke tobacco to convince the second guy
"dude I'm telling you, just suck the smoke out of the tube it's really cool you don't have to just chew it"
"dude I'm telling you, just suck the smoke out of the tube it's really cool you don't have to just chew it"
"continuum" is one of the coolest english words
January 16, 2025 at 3:21 AM
"continuum" is one of the coolest english words
If Google made a car, and repurposed the name "Google Drive" for it, the act of "backing it up" would still make complete sense.
December 29, 2024 at 2:42 AM
If Google made a car, and repurposed the name "Google Drive" for it, the act of "backing it up" would still make complete sense.
so excited for tiddlywinks online
December 27, 2024 at 11:02 PM
so excited for tiddlywinks online
announcer: please rise and remove your hats for the national anthem
ratatouille guy: uh oh
ratatouille guy: uh oh
December 25, 2024 at 11:40 PM
announcer: please rise and remove your hats for the national anthem
ratatouille guy: uh oh
ratatouille guy: uh oh
Happy Christmas Eve
For any kids seeing this, set your alarms for 5am. Your parents will appreciate the few extra hours they can spend with you this holiday season.
For any kids seeing this, set your alarms for 5am. Your parents will appreciate the few extra hours they can spend with you this holiday season.
December 25, 2024 at 3:54 AM
Happy Christmas Eve
For any kids seeing this, set your alarms for 5am. Your parents will appreciate the few extra hours they can spend with you this holiday season.
For any kids seeing this, set your alarms for 5am. Your parents will appreciate the few extra hours they can spend with you this holiday season.
santa's sleigh will probably get shot down when it gets to new jersey
December 24, 2024 at 4:33 AM
santa's sleigh will probably get shot down when it gets to new jersey
shoutout to when my calc professor starting talking about how the united states is just a corporate entity and that we should all put our money into crypto because we are off the gold standard and that our IDs only contain our legal name but not our actual name in the middle of teaching integrals
December 23, 2024 at 6:37 AM
shoutout to when my calc professor starting talking about how the united states is just a corporate entity and that we should all put our money into crypto because we are off the gold standard and that our IDs only contain our legal name but not our actual name in the middle of teaching integrals
caramel is so much better unsalted, you can all fight me
December 23, 2024 at 6:31 AM
caramel is so much better unsalted, you can all fight me
I learned this way too late, but if you are eating a chipotle bowl, you can shake it up before taking the tin off to mix the ingredients around
December 22, 2024 at 9:54 PM
I learned this way too late, but if you are eating a chipotle bowl, you can shake it up before taking the tin off to mix the ingredients around
lowkey enjoy getting the discord reactions as notifications as it feeds my ego
December 22, 2024 at 5:59 AM
lowkey enjoy getting the discord reactions as notifications as it feeds my ego
still salty that team illuminate didn't win american's got talent like 14 years ago
December 22, 2024 at 3:56 AM
still salty that team illuminate didn't win american's got talent like 14 years ago
the portillos chocolate cake shake will be the death of me
December 22, 2024 at 3:54 AM
the portillos chocolate cake shake will be the death of me
dang, looks like the mosquito conservation society went bankrupt. wonder what happened
December 20, 2024 at 11:24 PM
dang, looks like the mosquito conservation society went bankrupt. wonder what happened
route 66 isn't 66 miles long, so the 66 probably refers to something else
December 20, 2024 at 7:41 AM
route 66 isn't 66 miles long, so the 66 probably refers to something else
solitare is a roguelike
December 20, 2024 at 7:41 AM
solitare is a roguelike
still thinking about home improvement shows.
Every single project has some unexpected expense they didn't account for.
You'd think by now they'd know to budget that in.
Maybe if you realized the trend with your last 27 houses, you wouldn't be stuck with another mid-project compromise
Every single project has some unexpected expense they didn't account for.
You'd think by now they'd know to budget that in.
Maybe if you realized the trend with your last 27 houses, you wouldn't be stuck with another mid-project compromise
December 18, 2024 at 11:38 PM
still thinking about home improvement shows.
Every single project has some unexpected expense they didn't account for.
You'd think by now they'd know to budget that in.
Maybe if you realized the trend with your last 27 houses, you wouldn't be stuck with another mid-project compromise
Every single project has some unexpected expense they didn't account for.
You'd think by now they'd know to budget that in.
Maybe if you realized the trend with your last 27 houses, you wouldn't be stuck with another mid-project compromise
speaking of home improvement shows, why is there always an episode where it's like
I'm a restaurant owner, and my beautiful wife is a preschool teacher. Our budget is $1,600,000
like dude, just admit you are part of the mafia
I'm a restaurant owner, and my beautiful wife is a preschool teacher. Our budget is $1,600,000
like dude, just admit you are part of the mafia
December 18, 2024 at 9:01 PM
speaking of home improvement shows, why is there always an episode where it's like
I'm a restaurant owner, and my beautiful wife is a preschool teacher. Our budget is $1,600,000
like dude, just admit you are part of the mafia
I'm a restaurant owner, and my beautiful wife is a preschool teacher. Our budget is $1,600,000
like dude, just admit you are part of the mafia
If i had a trillion dollars for every house improvement TV show there is that'd be a lot of money
December 18, 2024 at 7:43 PM
If i had a trillion dollars for every house improvement TV show there is that'd be a lot of money
not sure why I'm seeing my own posts in my 'following' tab. I've already seen these posts, I wrote them lol
December 18, 2024 at 5:15 PM
not sure why I'm seeing my own posts in my 'following' tab. I've already seen these posts, I wrote them lol
peach cobbler is one of those things you forget how good it is until you have it again
December 18, 2024 at 5:06 PM
peach cobbler is one of those things you forget how good it is until you have it again
If anyone is interested in marching band drill design, there's a new open source drill software called OpenMarch. It's in the early stages, but it's really cool
December 17, 2024 at 5:26 PM
If anyone is interested in marching band drill design, there's a new open source drill software called OpenMarch. It's in the early stages, but it's really cool