SnapshotStatic
@snapshotstatic.bsky.social
ambidextrous in a porous world 🫠
[all photos are mine unless stated otherwise]
Benefits:
– Unlimited free time
– Endless pity parties
– Career growth in excuse‑making
– Flexible schedule (because you’ll never stick to one)
– Unlimited free time
– Endless pity parties
– Career growth in excuse‑making
– Flexible schedule (because you’ll never stick to one)
November 20, 2025 at 7:37 AM
Benefits:
– Unlimited free time
– Endless pity parties
– Career growth in excuse‑making
– Flexible schedule (because you’ll never stick to one)
– Unlimited free time
– Endless pity parties
– Career growth in excuse‑making
– Flexible schedule (because you’ll never stick to one)
Qualifications:
– Zero work ethic, infinite excuses
– Strong background in avoiding responsibility
– Zero work ethic, infinite excuses
– Strong background in avoiding responsibility
November 20, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Qualifications:
– Zero work ethic, infinite excuses
– Strong background in avoiding responsibility
– Zero work ethic, infinite excuses
– Strong background in avoiding responsibility
Responsibilities:
– Show up late, leave early, complain often
– Blame bosses, coworkers, the weather, Mercury retrograde
– Show up late, leave early, complain often
– Blame bosses, coworkers, the weather, Mercury retrograde
November 20, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Responsibilities:
– Show up late, leave early, complain often
– Blame bosses, coworkers, the weather, Mercury retrograde
– Show up late, leave early, complain often
– Blame bosses, coworkers, the weather, Mercury retrograde
