paracetamol and ibuprofen bring me somewhere half human which is nice. too bad i'm not pregnant so i can't contribute to the war on autism on the side of autism.

I don’t need all these long scenes of women in period outfits smoking and glowering I need THE FUCKIN MYSTERY

Every time I get this from the phlebotomist I tell them “well my tattoo artist doesn’t usually put the needle all the way into my veins” and that gets a pretty good reaction