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snappleitalist.bsky.social
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@snappleitalist.bsky.social
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NSFW | Socialist | late 30s | They/them | agender transmasc | bi |

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Teary eyed yellow emoji looking down at it's cupped hands. Caption reads gently holds
November 5, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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A photo of a televangelist praying. The closed caption reads, "Jesus, I see what you've done for other people, and I want that for me."
November 1, 2025 at 8:56 PM
snappleitalist.bsky.social
Lore from Star Trek with an edited caption saying, "Are you prepared for the kind of ratio you've earned, little man?"
November 1, 2025 at 4:22 PM
snappleitalist.bsky.social
Two panel reaction meme. First panel: Shoulders-up view of a brown-haired anime girl in a white and blue school uniform. She is smiling while saying, "Oh, so it was a joke." Second panel: Centered on a rock the girl tosses away. The caption reads, "Saying this, she casually threw aside a large rock"
October 1, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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Look at my fucking hashtag-Resist dawg. This country is cooked. 😭😭
At Blue sky post with a video showing two members in the crowd of the Charlie Kirk shooting. The poster claims the two men are making hand gestures to single to the shooter to fire.
September 12, 2025 at 5:45 PM
snappleitalist.bsky.social
They really said:
Three-panel "no take; only throw" comic. Panel one: A dog with a disk in its mouth. "pls throw??" Panel Two: A hand enters the panel, reaching for the disk in the dog's mouth. The dog looks angry. "NO TAKE!!" Panel three: Close-up of the angry dog. "ONLY THROW"
August 14, 2025 at 3:46 AM
snappleitalist.bsky.social
"There ain't no Jeffrey Epstein and there never was!"
Screenshot from The Simpsons episode Marge vs the Monorail, where the Monorail cafe worker tells Marge "there ain't no Monorail and there never was."
July 16, 2025 at 7:26 PM
snappleitalist.bsky.social
The "they're the same picture" meme from the office. One side is text saying "you deserve this for living in sin," the other is text saying "you deserve this for living in a red state".
July 7, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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Trying to drive in this state like
'some crimes can never be forgiven meme' To the left, a drawing of a man is colored entirely blue and looks sad. The man says, "Sorry for driving the speed limit" At right, a woman colored entirely pink points a gun at the man and says, "Some crimes can never be forgiven."
July 2, 2025 at 6:13 PM
snappleitalist.bsky.social
The nurses say she'll be fine, but
the 'hey check out how hard i can cry' meme
June 6, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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Tweet from ByYourLogic that reads: Gorsuch normally: it's completely within an employer's rights to castrate any employee Gorsuch on reservation law: I am issuing this ruling from Piscataway land,
May 27, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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If you see this, quote with the energy you bring to Bluesky
Screenshot from season 3, episode 23 of the Simpsons. Homer, in only his underwear, is suspended up to his neck in a water tank. He is eating a chicken leg with a smile on his face, eyes half lidded. He's saying, "Go to hell" to a brown haired man in a lab coat. The man in the lab coat looks surprised.
April 6, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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two panel spongebob squarepants meme from the "but I don't like pistachio" ice cream scene of season 4 episode hocus pocus. First panel: A crying orange fish child holds an ice cream cone while sitting in the passenger seat of a vehicle (a boat). An older olive fish wearing a lilac shirt drives the vehicle. His shoulders are hunched, he tensely biting his lower lip, and his brows and lower eyelids are scrunched in obvious frustration. Text added to the bottom of the panel reads, in all caps "but I don't like reaping" Second Panel: Close up on the olive fish. You can see red veins in his eyes, and his mouth is open as he speaks. Text added to the panel reads "then why did you sow?"
April 1, 2025 at 1:41 AM
snappleitalist.bsky.social
this probably
Comic by Will Santino. A large tube on the left shoots yellow lemons at a person with their head on a table as lemons pile up around them. A juice press is slightly to this person's right, with a half-squeezed lemon in it and a slightly filled glass below it. To the left are various-sized containers filled with lemon juice.
March 22, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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what in the world is happening in this baltimore, maryland, amazon facility?
Screenshot of Amazon order tracking information, showing, from bottom up, a package arriving at an Amazon facility in Baltimore, Maryland, on March 17, and three "Package delayed in transit" notifications on March 18 at 12:00 PM, 4:00 PM, and 7:00 PM.
March 22, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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Reminded of "put my ass in the chili"
Screen shot of three Tumblr posts by bongjoonheaux and orcgirlcock. User bongjoonheaux: BDSM gets a bad rep as like a violent (male) dom pushing the boundaries of a reluctant (female) sub but in my experience it's a lot of subs with wildly elaborate fantasies screaming shit like "PUT MY ASS IN THE CHILI" while a new dom is like "Okay I think, we are reaching yellow for me" Bongjoonheaux: sub: Okay so before we begin how familiar are you with the ancien régime? It's not super important but it does help contextualize this. Essentially I'd like for you to be a ravenous, semi-cannibalistic Antoine Barnave-esque figure. Dom, holding a pen and notebook: Yeah okay Tumblr user orcgirlcock: sub: can you drug me and perform fucked up surgeries on my unconscious body without telling what you did Dom: panel of a manga panel showing a concerned old man. From right to left the man's speech bubbles say "I don't know. That's scary..." End screenshot
February 24, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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me watching my amazon delivery driver get closer and closer to my house on the map
black and white drawing of a little figure with a happy smile, clenching its fists in excitement
February 1, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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yeah yeah yeah yea yeha!!!
A screenshot of my local weather forecast for February 2nd through February 4th showing sunny days with Fahrenheit temperatures in the low 70s to mid-60s.
January 30, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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me after i eat a salad so i can eat less of my hamburger only to not be able to finish my hamburger
stock photo of a woman lit dramatically from above, looking up against a pitch-black background. her mascara and lipstick are smeared and running as though she has been crying uncontrollably. her hands are gripping the sides of her face.
January 26, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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Saitama, the protagonist of One-Punch Man, looks at a piece of paper he is holding and says, "Here's a guy with free time."
January 20, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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The Internet should have remained a place in your house you go to.
A 1990s/2000s era desktop computer setup at a computer desk.
January 16, 2025 at 5:13 AM
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final panel of the "say the line, bart" meme, showing bart's classmates and teacher cheering with their hands up.
January 13, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy; no selfies
A drawing of a young man lounging in an arm chair. He is reading a magazine titled "Murder", and other various magazines with tiles of "Crime," "Lusty," "Confession," "Girlie," "Detective," and finally "Men Only" are piled beside him on the floor. From the magazine the young man reads, Satan is shown rising as a puff of smoke and materializing over the young man's head. Satan pours a bottle labeled "Evil Thoughts" into the young man's head via a funnel. On an end table next to the young man lies a cobwebby Bible.
January 2, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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Every single anti sounds like this, btw. No, I did not ask the baseball if it wants to play. #fandom
A Sunday Peanuts cartoon with Charlie Brown & Lucy playing baseball. Lucy: Hold it! Hold it! Lucy: Before we start the game, Charlie Brown, you have to ask the ball if it wants to play.. Charlie Brown: I have to WHAT? Lucy: You have to ask the ball if it wants to play! You asked the other team, didn't you? And you asked all of your own players, didn't you? Of course you did! Lucy: Now, you have to ask the ball! After all, the ball is the one who's going to get hit all the time, isn't it? Don't you think it should have a choice? Lucy: Go ahead, Charlie Brown... Ask the ball.. Ask the ball if it wants to play.. Charlie Brown: I feel like a fool Charlie Brown: Hey, ball.. Do you want to play in the game today? Charlie Brown: It didn't answer Lucy: It's trying to make up its mind... I guess I'll go home... Charlie Brown:Go home?! Lucy: I'm not going to stand around all day while some stupid ball tries to make up its mind!
December 30, 2024 at 5:27 AM
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dril tweet: "im not owned! im not owned!!", I continue to insist as I slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob
November 25, 2024 at 11:21 PM