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Certainly an appropriate price, though - sure, the number of paws touching the ground at any given time has gone from averaging somewhere between 2 and 4 to about 0.5 per citizen, and there are occasional complaints of being assigned to the wrong size category, but these are trivial concerns, really
November 10, 2025 at 7:06 PM
This isn't walkable infrastructure, this is 'buried under so much fat that you can barely waddle' infrastructure, built from the ground up to make sure everyone maintains a carelessly-considered minimum size and is incapable of objecting once in the system. But at least fewer people get eaten?
November 10, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Oh hell, 'mile a day frame' is going to stick with me for a while - and of course somehow regulation size for this area involves upgrading to somewhere in the vicinity of a mile a month if you're lucky
November 10, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Well I don't know why my brain made this jump but now I'm thinking about mandated minimum weights for would-be prey based on regional pred demographics. People should simply bury their worries and bodies under the heaviest lines bureaucracy can provide, for the good of everyone
November 10, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I worry this ends up making you look like a challenge for the smaller preds and just makes you tastier (and easier to hunt) to the larger preds. Which I guess means you could pile on more pounds to grow out of that weight category but it feels like the start of a dangerous cycle
November 10, 2025 at 6:21 PM
a scandalous accusation! now pardon me while i microwave some tea and retrieve some saltines for a traditional english breakfast as i further my research into the trials and tribulations of this overburdened animal
November 10, 2025 at 4:34 PM
a cracked purple gem that occasionally leaks a little bit of poison... pink espeon underbelly, more of a lavender/poison-purple elsewhere...
November 10, 2025 at 2:13 AM
You've been taking advantage of that membership pass too long, you need to end up spherical and trapped in a psychic-pressure-daze-dream of you getting bad-ended over and over again
November 10, 2025 at 2:08 AM
pokemon company give me a poison/psychic type that is actually hot and i will give you my life

or. what about psychic/poison espeon
November 10, 2025 at 2:06 AM