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snakeslefteye.bsky.social
🏳️‍⚧️Professor Lefty✡️
@snakeslefteye.bsky.social
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Screaming Leftist (he/they).
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snakeslefteye.bsky.social
I'm appropriately acclimated to scenes like this. I can take it. Your kids match better than mine.
Lucy the tan Chihuahua terrier mix and Mowgli the tuxedo cat curled up together in my lap. There's only barely enough space in the chair for the three of us.
November 30, 2025 at 8:12 PM
snakeslefteye.bsky.social
We all know whodunnit.
November 29, 2025 at 2:28 AM
snakeslefteye.bsky.social
These two are my anti-yikes support.
Lucy the Chihuahua terrier mix wrapped in blankets in her beanbag chair, accompanied by her giant goose plushie, both of them nearly the same shade of tan. Mowgli the tuxedo cat laying in a sunny windowsill stares intently out of the window watching the late summer garden next door.
November 28, 2025 at 7:10 AM
snakeslefteye.bsky.social
This applies to having a small dog, too.
Lucy the Chihuahua terrier mix in my comfy chair, wrapped in a Deadpool throw blanket. Lucy the Chihuahua terrier mix with only her face peeking out from her Deadpool throw blanket. Lucy the Chihuahua terrier mix in a rocking chair, draped in a plush animal print throw blanket. Lucy the Chihuahua terrier mix in a beanbag chair under a plush animal print throw blanket, only her nose visible.
November 27, 2025 at 5:00 AM
snakeslefteye.bsky.social
Hi, Lucy! This is Lucy!
Lucy the Chihuahua terrier mix looks up at the camera from her fuzzy bed, her ear, eyebrow, and beard furnishings on full display.
November 25, 2025 at 5:34 AM
snakeslefteye.bsky.social
We offer you our energy.
Mowgli the tuxedo cat and Lucy the Chihuahua terrier mix crowded into my lap while I attempt to play Valheim with friends.
November 25, 2025 at 5:25 AM
snakeslefteye.bsky.social
My last dog (17 lb Boston Terrier, Maddie) knew it was Holiday Season when her sleigh bell collar came out of the drawer. The promise of parties and holiday food was intoxicating.

This one knows the time has come when we get ready to go to my parents house. All dogs should love winter holidays.
Lucy the Chihuahua terrier mix looks at me from her bed, wondering what's happening next, her scruffy muzzle out of focus from proximity to the camera.
November 23, 2025 at 12:23 AM
snakeslefteye.bsky.social
My dog has only one hair style: Mohawk.
Lucy the Chihuahua terrier mix sitting on the living room rug, Mohawk on full display, backlit from the window.
November 22, 2025 at 12:21 AM
snakeslefteye.bsky.social
Is it just me, or does he strongly resemble The Clown?
The humanoid form of The Violator from the 90s comic Spawn as interpreted by Kfir Merlaub Art. kfirmerlaubart.com
November 19, 2025 at 5:04 AM
snakeslefteye.bsky.social
Pivot might have been possible back in the summer when the unexpected variant became prevalent abroad... were it not for all the chaos, of course. As for the latter, you're making my point.
November 14, 2025 at 5:57 PM
snakeslefteye.bsky.social
These are my house goblins:
Mowgli the tuxedo cat occupies the ottoman with a spitefully self satisfied look on her face. Lucy the Chihuahua terrier mix looks over her shoulder at the camera from her fuzzy bed, checking to see if I might have something interesting to offer. Lucy and Mowgs sharing my lap, the cat only barely tolerating the dog's presence. Much self-restraint was shown.
November 13, 2025 at 7:36 AM
snakeslefteye.bsky.social
I emailed both of my senators. One of them bounced back with a "mailbox full" notification.
From postmaster@routing.senate.gov To me Delivery has failed to these recipients or groups: senator_wyden@wyden.senate.gov The recipient's mailbox is full and can't accept messages now. Please try resending your message later, or contact the recipient directly. The following organization rejected your message: V-ESS-EXCT1.senate.gov
November 11, 2025 at 7:27 AM
snakeslefteye.bsky.social
Someone seems to be awake and (reluctantly) preparing to go out to poop in the unpleasant (read: autumn) weather.
A tiny dog face half exposed, one eye peeking out of a plush blanket.
November 9, 2025 at 4:49 AM
snakeslefteye.bsky.social
The groundwork is laid.
Geoffrey (@parsnip.bsky.social) writes, "countdown to trump posting videos of people celebrating a sports win as evidence of criminal riots in the streets lol". Mel Burr (@melbuer.bsky.social) posts a video of a police riot with context, "Cops going aggro on Sunset near Echo Park in LA after the Dodgers Win. Shooting people with less lethals from point blank range, horses running people and press down. Literally minutes before, fireworks in the street".
November 2, 2025 at 7:43 AM
snakeslefteye.bsky.social
That was us last weekend. I was standing at my window watching the storm when a tree came down in the street outside my house.
A very large broken maple tree and a street full of shattered limbs and debris.
November 1, 2025 at 9:18 AM
snakeslefteye.bsky.social
Lucy turned into a pumpkin.
Lucy the Chihuahua terrier mix sitting on the living room rug in her pumpkin costume waiting for me to take her out. Lucy the Chihuahua terrier mix looking pitiful in her pumpkin costume as I try to get a picture. Lucy the Chihuahua terrier mix refuses to stay still for a picture in her pumpkin costume and approaches the camera. Lucy the Chihuahua terrier mix in her pumpkin costume, her nose out of focus from proximity to the camera lens, stands up and puts her feet on my leg in an effort to tell me it's time to go out.
November 1, 2025 at 5:11 AM
snakeslefteye.bsky.social
Lucy the Chihuahua terrier mix dressed as a Jack-o'-lantern. She doesn't understand why I made her do this. Lucy the Chihuahua terrier mix in her Jack-o'-lantern costume, telling me it's time to go out.
November 1, 2025 at 3:47 AM
snakeslefteye.bsky.social
Every accusation, a confession with these people.
"The man Newby replaced on North Carolina's Supreme Court, Bob Orr, said his successor has become the model for a new, more politically active kind of judge, who has reshaped the court system according to his views."
October 30, 2025 at 5:31 PM
snakeslefteye.bsky.social
Gawd forbid I should need to get in the shower and prepare for work. Cat says, "No."
Mowgli the tuxedo cat giving me the, "You are not to move, Chair!" look.
October 28, 2025 at 6:15 PM
snakeslefteye.bsky.social
This particular cat does not require amplification. Her old lady yowl is extremely effective.
Mowgli the tuxedo cat curled up in my lap giving me the side eye that communicates that I should not move, on pain of death.
October 26, 2025 at 9:47 PM
snakeslefteye.bsky.social
Am asexual and this is my preferred lifestyle.
Mowgli the tuxedo cat hunched up in my lap side eyeing me because I'm a terrible person and not giving her space to stretch out.
October 25, 2025 at 6:35 AM
snakeslefteye.bsky.social
Not Pandora's Lunchbox?

(We all know she's a Bowie fan.)
October 23, 2025 at 6:43 AM
snakeslefteye.bsky.social
You've effectively described my entire life.

My beloved daughters:
Lucy the Chihuahua terrier mix and Mowgli the tuxedo cat pretending not to notice each other while sharing intimate space in my lap.
October 21, 2025 at 4:47 AM
snakeslefteye.bsky.social
This one practices her best Old Lady Yowl when not entirely satisfied.
Mowgli the tuxedo cat laying on her favorite fleece throw blanket, a vaguely unsettled look on her face, murder marshmallows spread wide.
October 20, 2025 at 7:47 AM
snakeslefteye.bsky.social
All of my housemates came from shelters, rescues, or rehoming situations. They were/are all perfect.

(Okay, Mowgli has some allergies, but whatever.)
Mowgli the tuxedo cat lounges in a sunny windowsill, spying on the neighborhood cats. Lucy the Chihuahua terrier mix enjoying her beanbag chair with plenty of fleece blankets and a plush goose as large as she is.
October 16, 2025 at 5:28 PM