Snake Man Mark
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Snake Man Mark
@snakemanmark.bsky.social
Professional snake removalist, Bass player, Married to a scary PICU nurse, Owned by two dogs, Living a three story hovel with pacific views in sub tropical Australia.
And if it isn't science then it's a scam, superstition or, rarely, humour.
December 12, 2025 at 9:11 AM
December 12, 2025 at 8:44 AM
A couple of years ago she would not have tolerated them on "her" balcony but she has slowed way down.
December 12, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Farcebook banned me for reasons I won't tell you because they didn't tell me but it is almost certain it was because I'm a lefty. I was on there for thirteen year with out a single black mark then I was sanctioned because I posted the meme below. After that I would get weekly sanctions or bans.
December 11, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I'll hug him!
But you have to give me $130K.
Upfront, no cheques!
December 11, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Interesting hummingbird copy.
December 11, 2025 at 12:13 PM
December 11, 2025 at 9:13 AM
*good eagle shot!
December 11, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Nothing gets a teenager to want to do something more than telling them that they aren't old enough.

And this verification been inflicted on me, it would be simple enough to hold a photo up to the phone to bypass this idiocy.

And goodhearted shot!
December 11, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Who wants to go to a place where you could end up bankrupt after spending 6 weeks in overpriced hospital because you were among the 30 people shot by a psychotic teen who was given an AR-15 for his 16th birthday by his equally psychotic parents?
December 11, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Reminds me of my first date with my wife!
December 11, 2025 at 3:53 AM
If this was a dog I would shave it's arse and teach it to walk backwards! 😁😁🤣

Of course, in a few weeks time it will be one of the most magnificent birds on the continent.
December 11, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Oil is far more profitable than cocaine.
December 10, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Download Blender ( it's free ) then learn how to use it to make 3D objects than can be printed out.
December 10, 2025 at 9:46 AM
I'm sort of upset that we don't hang mass murderers anymore.
December 10, 2025 at 8:04 AM
December 10, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Good use of the sarcastic font!
December 9, 2025 at 11:00 PM