Santa Clause edges 364 days a year

"Too many Mikes in the kitchen!" he said once more, repeating his funny joke from moments earlier, this time louder, so everyone could hear.

Earthbound is the most wholesome SNES game, except most of the time you're just beating the shit out of stray dogs with a bat

I've always been a bit of a minimalist, masturbationally speaking

He shoulda called himself Stevie Ray Yawn