count asscrackula🫀
@snakeater.bsky.social
king of crime. traitorous cracker.
happy birthday to me
July 9, 2025 at 10:29 PM
happy birthday to me
im getting forklift certified today
June 5, 2025 at 4:43 PM
im getting forklift certified today
cleaned the whole house for 6 hours today
May 31, 2025 at 1:58 AM
cleaned the whole house for 6 hours today
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was the only coworker invited to my old coworkers friends meetup. this is what it feels like to win.
May 25, 2025 at 3:27 AM
was the only coworker invited to my old coworkers friends meetup. this is what it feels like to win.
i hate this fucking job i wish these good people didnt work here in my department they deserve better
May 20, 2025 at 2:38 PM
i hate this fucking job i wish these good people didnt work here in my department they deserve better
living in the middle of nowhere for the first time in my life sucks major ass
where the hell am i going to get cheese cloth
where the hell am i going to get cheese cloth
April 25, 2025 at 5:51 PM
living in the middle of nowhere for the first time in my life sucks major ass
where the hell am i going to get cheese cloth
where the hell am i going to get cheese cloth
boss: where do you see yourself in 5 years?
me: as an electrician
boss: YOURE LEAVING US????
me: as an electrician
boss: YOURE LEAVING US????
March 20, 2025 at 8:58 PM
boss: where do you see yourself in 5 years?
me: as an electrician
boss: YOURE LEAVING US????
me: as an electrician
boss: YOURE LEAVING US????
i feel like im living in an alternate dimension because i really like both of my bosses a lot and theyre both genuinely helpful and good people
March 4, 2025 at 9:43 PM
i feel like im living in an alternate dimension because i really like both of my bosses a lot and theyre both genuinely helpful and good people
no matter where i move ill always have a little piece of home with ms
March 2, 2025 at 6:27 PM
no matter where i move ill always have a little piece of home with ms
people at this new job ive made genuine lasting relationships with:
1. the head of a whole department, second in command in the company: because my girlfriend reminds him of his daughter.
2. principal scientists/chemists/people with 3 phds: because we all play pokemon go during work
1. the head of a whole department, second in command in the company: because my girlfriend reminds him of his daughter.
2. principal scientists/chemists/people with 3 phds: because we all play pokemon go during work
February 27, 2025 at 10:41 PM
people at this new job ive made genuine lasting relationships with:
1. the head of a whole department, second in command in the company: because my girlfriend reminds him of his daughter.
2. principal scientists/chemists/people with 3 phds: because we all play pokemon go during work
1. the head of a whole department, second in command in the company: because my girlfriend reminds him of his daughter.
2. principal scientists/chemists/people with 3 phds: because we all play pokemon go during work
did i ask for a day off for the monhun wilds release? oh i sure did
February 18, 2025 at 5:38 PM
did i ask for a day off for the monhun wilds release? oh i sure did
boss: we need new rolling toolboxes. stainless steel only! NO paint! and they HAVE to lock automatically, hold all our machine parts, and they cannot let two drawers open at once.
me: got it
boss: a $6500 toolbox link?!?!
me:
me: got it
boss: a $6500 toolbox link?!?!
me:
a man is making a funny face in the dark and saying `` uh ... yeah '' .
ALT: a man is making a funny face in the dark and saying `` uh ... yeah '' .
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February 10, 2025 at 6:18 PM
boss: we need new rolling toolboxes. stainless steel only! NO paint! and they HAVE to lock automatically, hold all our machine parts, and they cannot let two drawers open at once.
me: got it
boss: a $6500 toolbox link?!?!
me:
me: got it
boss: a $6500 toolbox link?!?!
me:
wore a gigan shirt today, wearing a ghidorah shirt tomorrow. for thursday? well itll probably be biolante.
February 5, 2025 at 5:07 AM
wore a gigan shirt today, wearing a ghidorah shirt tomorrow. for thursday? well itll probably be biolante.
BRO ITS COLD AS FUCK
FUCK LIVING IN THE NORTH
FUCK LIVING IN THE NORTH
February 4, 2025 at 2:45 AM
BRO ITS COLD AS FUCK
FUCK LIVING IN THE NORTH
FUCK LIVING IN THE NORTH
can i pay someone to catfish a dude? i gotta ruin this guys life
January 24, 2025 at 8:56 PM
can i pay someone to catfish a dude? i gotta ruin this guys life
i do not care for the werehog
January 13, 2025 at 6:50 AM
i do not care for the werehog
im REALLY scared of getting norovirus because my gf and i only have one bathroom in our place...
January 10, 2025 at 6:36 PM
im REALLY scared of getting norovirus because my gf and i only have one bathroom in our place...
my gf: nobody would be on my "hear me out" cake. i never got crushes. especially on fictional characters. not once.
me: glados
my gf: ok TRUE
me: glados
my gf: ok TRUE
January 4, 2025 at 7:15 AM
my gf: nobody would be on my "hear me out" cake. i never got crushes. especially on fictional characters. not once.
me: glados
my gf: ok TRUE
me: glados
my gf: ok TRUE
all the girlies on tiktok would skin me alive if they knew i snagged one of the shadow build a bear plushies before they sold out forever
January 3, 2025 at 5:09 PM
all the girlies on tiktok would skin me alive if they knew i snagged one of the shadow build a bear plushies before they sold out forever
department lead with a masters degree in biochemistry at my job: paper isnt biodegradable
December 30, 2024 at 5:18 PM
department lead with a masters degree in biochemistry at my job: paper isnt biodegradable
sonic doodle canvas
December 29, 2024 at 7:01 AM
sonic doodle canvas
gf and i colabed on a sonic and shadow pic
she drew shadow, i drew sonic
she drew shadow, i drew sonic
December 29, 2024 at 6:54 AM
gf and i colabed on a sonic and shadow pic
she drew shadow, i drew sonic
she drew shadow, i drew sonic
was going to go see nosferatu but i hate horny movies so instead im going to see sonic 3 again tomorrow
December 27, 2024 at 3:03 AM
was going to go see nosferatu but i hate horny movies so instead im going to see sonic 3 again tomorrow
