Mitch
@snake147.bsky.social
In my WonderSwan years
Any pronouns
Any pronouns
Can anyone tell me how to dress cool? I'm ready to move beyond my t-shirt and shorts phase.
December 21, 2024 at 2:03 AM
Can anyone tell me how to dress cool? I'm ready to move beyond my t-shirt and shorts phase.
Any cute Americans looking to flee and need a fake husband? I make a mean burrito and can potentially be fixed.
December 16, 2024 at 1:04 AM
Any cute Americans looking to flee and need a fake husband? I make a mean burrito and can potentially be fixed.
Shout out to my right ball. That dude loves to hang.
December 15, 2024 at 10:59 PM
Shout out to my right ball. That dude loves to hang.
Anyone wanna trade seasons? I got too much summer and would love to get some winter.
December 15, 2024 at 8:49 AM
Anyone wanna trade seasons? I got too much summer and would love to get some winter.
Can anyone help me fall in love? I kind wanna be in love again.
December 14, 2024 at 12:00 AM
Can anyone help me fall in love? I kind wanna be in love again.
I think I would be able to solve my own murder. I would just know. Because I was there.
December 11, 2024 at 7:54 AM
I think I would be able to solve my own murder. I would just know. Because I was there.
I'm a freak. I come up with like 30 draft tweets at once while really high and then drip release them until next time.
December 11, 2024 at 2:55 AM
I'm a freak. I come up with like 30 draft tweets at once while really high and then drip release them until next time.
You ever just cuddle naked with a woman and your hand is on her boob and you just think about how cool it is to touch a boob?
December 10, 2024 at 1:59 AM
You ever just cuddle naked with a woman and your hand is on her boob and you just think about how cool it is to touch a boob?
If I find out Squirrel girl shaves her bush, it might be my 13th reason.
December 10, 2024 at 1:51 AM
If I find out Squirrel girl shaves her bush, it might be my 13th reason.
I'm down 12 kg this year. Soon it will truly be over for you all. And me, I've been fat for so long, I forgot how to be hot. Last time I was hot, I had no beard. Make that make sense.
December 10, 2024 at 1:17 AM
I'm down 12 kg this year. Soon it will truly be over for you all. And me, I've been fat for so long, I forgot how to be hot. Last time I was hot, I had no beard. Make that make sense.
Sometimes, you have to risk it to eat what you love.
December 8, 2024 at 9:31 AM
Sometimes, you have to risk it to eat what you love.
I hope all my sex worker friends get the biggest tipper with crazy disposable income and is just the sweetest for Christmas this year.
December 7, 2024 at 10:27 PM
I hope all my sex worker friends get the biggest tipper with crazy disposable income and is just the sweetest for Christmas this year.
Based on recent events @space-ghost.com
December 7, 2024 at 10:12 PM
Based on recent events @space-ghost.com
If secrets can kill, I'd be dead. I've got at least 2 secrets.
December 7, 2024 at 7:06 AM
If secrets can kill, I'd be dead. I've got at least 2 secrets.
I love going to follow a beautiful woman and seeing that @space-ghost.com is always already there.
December 7, 2024 at 2:18 AM
I love going to follow a beautiful woman and seeing that @space-ghost.com is always already there.
You ever PTSD so hard, you lose the ability to do something you once loved?
December 7, 2024 at 12:57 AM
You ever PTSD so hard, you lose the ability to do something you once loved?
Sorry babe, no sex tonight. We are running Tekken sets, who you taking?
December 7, 2024 at 12:56 AM
Sorry babe, no sex tonight. We are running Tekken sets, who you taking?
If God was real he would have recognized how cool I am and not equipped me with a medicore dick.
December 7, 2024 at 12:55 AM
If God was real he would have recognized how cool I am and not equipped me with a medicore dick.
Sorry, everyone. I also have to share my mirror selfie.
December 5, 2024 at 3:55 AM
Sorry, everyone. I also have to share my mirror selfie.
One day I wanna host the reply guy awards. Like egirls nominated their favourite reply guys for certain categories. Such as: comedy reply guy, outrageously attractive reply guy, most blocked reply guy. Which egirls would like to bankroll this for me?
December 5, 2024 at 3:26 AM
One day I wanna host the reply guy awards. Like egirls nominated their favourite reply guys for certain categories. Such as: comedy reply guy, outrageously attractive reply guy, most blocked reply guy. Which egirls would like to bankroll this for me?
If this is like 50% is perfectly bi. Than this is pretty accurate. Otherwise I need to up my gay. gaydar-red.vercel.app
December 4, 2024 at 8:17 AM
If this is like 50% is perfectly bi. Than this is pretty accurate. Otherwise I need to up my gay. gaydar-red.vercel.app
Gonna post here too, I made @deathangel.bsky.social's soup and it was incredible!
December 3, 2024 at 8:37 AM
Gonna post here too, I made @deathangel.bsky.social's soup and it was incredible!
Just letting you all know how I die. It's only the first week of summer! You gotta ease me in!
December 3, 2024 at 3:36 AM
Just letting you all know how I die. It's only the first week of summer! You gotta ease me in!