🐌✨•elle vail• 🍄🌻
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🐌✨•elle vail• 🍄🌻
@snailvail.seal.observer
don't follow me, i move slow.
How fucking stupid do you have to be?

This was reckless, feckless, and dangerous. Not that WSJ gives a shit about journalistic integrity though.
September 12, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Stressed, blandly dressed, probably depressed.
September 11, 2025 at 8:38 PM
200 yards is one hell of a shot.
September 11, 2025 at 9:49 AM
My husband just randomly text me asking if I was busy and if he could bring me something.

He brought me a “brrr basket.” The HVAC in my office has been wack, and it’s below freezing.

He wanted to so he did. 🥹

#Love #Married #Cute
December 6, 2024 at 3:41 PM
Well this is cute!

#Skircle
November 24, 2024 at 3:46 AM
I now understand why folks are putting “no DM’s” in their bios.

I abandoned Twitter after the 2016 election, because I couldn’t stomach it anymore—so this is new territory for me.

I had a gut-feeling and did a reverse image search to confirm my suspicions.

Can people quit being weird?
November 21, 2024 at 6:01 PM
Introduce yourself with four video games you say?

Fine.

#ElderScrolls #Bethesda #IAmTheLoreGuy #GiveMeElderScrollsVI
November 19, 2024 at 2:52 AM
Autumn is my favorite season. 🍂🍁✨
November 15, 2024 at 1:33 AM