snailmonkey.bsky.social
@snailmonkey.bsky.social
A snail thats also a monkey
Hard Fraggle Cafe
February 3, 2026 at 8:22 PM
he becomes good with absolutely NO MENTION of him not masturbating anymore, makes no sense
February 3, 2026 at 8:06 PM
February 3, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Uh haha pretty fucking good buddy
November 14, 2024 at 2:54 AM
It's saved by me being able to say I have a three way every weekend at the Skyline Chili
November 14, 2024 at 2:22 AM
Not really at the same level imo
November 14, 2024 at 12:39 AM
Fuck yeah dude
November 13, 2024 at 10:31 PM
I'm worried Peter Thiel would buy all the rights and fill them with some kind of racist surveillance technology that is called "Old Gaffer" or "Rosie Cotton"
November 13, 2024 at 8:05 PM
How are we supposed to imagine cows now?!
August 25, 2023 at 5:32 PM
August 24, 2023 at 4:04 PM
It's fucked cause she's also rubbing in that she has hands
August 24, 2023 at 4:01 PM
Snake:

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August 24, 2023 at 3:58 PM
Governors are the ones that actually run and produce the Sleepytime Tea
August 24, 2023 at 3:47 PM
Skhyazad Blûm
August 23, 2023 at 9:22 PM
Gife
August 23, 2023 at 11:17 AM
Maybe if we were all better at math it woulda had a good dataset to draw off of and this wouldn'ta happened. But then we wouldn't need a robot to do math... A real "catch -44+23"
August 22, 2023 at 12:55 PM
"Heart of Steel" huh? So tell me, why can't I breathe whenever I think about you? Why can't I speak whenever I talk about you?
August 22, 2023 at 12:51 PM
get it it's an Odyssey joke
August 20, 2023 at 12:36 AM
Nobody has one eye
August 20, 2023 at 12:35 AM