damn i made a playlist of all the songs i want to show to my child and it's 14 hours long

i guess we'll have plenty of time

y'all ever have sesame seeds??? yooooo😋

this baby better come out smart and tall, damnit

sheep out on their new pasture. so happy.

can't believe how little i cared about seeing ppl's baby ultrasounds until it was my own

now i'm looking at my blob like HOLY FCK THATS A BRAIN

it's a mf gopher

to find love, increase your attack surface

i still don't know what to tweet and what to bskypost

for now choosing randomness and occasional duplication

mending the fence

i'm smart enough but not too smart for my own good. i'm like a wednesday crossword sort of guy.

BABY DUCKS

grilling season is the best

our kitchen is quite small -- having one person out on the grill and one in the kitchen working on side dishes is sooo efficient

the pregnancy hair is great, but it comes at the cost of the pregnancy skin

being married to a pilot pros:
- free flights

cons:
- u have to listen to him wistfully pine over aircraft types which he will never fly

a personal nightmare scenario for me would be if i started dating someone and really liked them and then they told me they couldn't fall asleep without the TV on

i think that you don't have to like a person very much to be loyal to them

the dance of cooking breakfast

eggs and toast must be perfectly fresh and hot at serving time, with fresh but slightly rested sausage/bacon

then there's the coffee, fresh herbs, & good butter to think about

and if you're preparing for two, with different egg preferences??!

good morning