She wanted the birdie, but I gave her the hole in one
These perc 30s got me straight to hittin that ball like oj and his bitch glove
I've seen the Golf of Hora
Sip some mud zaza

me contributing to small talk:

This actually does happen with some of my IRL friends when they visit.
One time one of my friends placed their dinner plate down normally and it randomly shattered into pieces. It was one of my nice italian plates too! :(

This is just an animal NPC getting stuck on physic prop.

Merry Christmas Eve to all the silly creatures who celebrate!

Me when I get to go home early from work and @sauced.ceo sees me rapidly approaching home

This is why Kirsche gets so jealous! He can't stand big plushes getting all the recognition

i trapped @mani-inam.bsky.social