Alice_deniable
Alice_deniable
@snagglewood.bsky.social
Awkward, funny, loving, pro-critical thinking. Exhausted by 2025 already.
Stop me if you’ve heard this one: a pedophile, a murderer and a prostitute go into a bar.

They all get food poisoning with explosive diarrhea and everyone else cheers!
November 19, 2025 at 1:38 PM
I cannot be the only one who thinks this mis-label is hilarious
July 24, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I’m in Savannah at Pinkie Masters, where Carter announced his run for president. Pictures of a great man all over.
Apparently, he came back when he was president to eulogize Pinkie, who had passed away

#jimmycarter #friendship #deadpresidents #savannah
May 8, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Amazing week! Launched a book, gave a keynote speech like I was made for it, and had an amazing time with awesome folks in Seattle!!

#booksky #author #flyinghigh
April 4, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Book pre-launch party to have a laugh and fight writers fatigue. Still editing.
March 24, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Google maps: kremlin headquarters! Who did this??? 😂
February 24, 2025 at 2:27 PM
ollie not understanding how doors work :)
#ohollie #dogs #labs
January 25, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I get to ride a zamboni???
Ihateitihateitihateit
#hockey #admirals #zamboni
January 22, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Ollie doing her thing:
glasses.
#oholllie #dogs #badlab
January 22, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Ollie is just doing her thing:
chapstick #ohollie #dogs #badlab
January 22, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Ollie dragging her bed through the door. Anyone else have a dog like this?
December 11, 2024 at 1:29 PM
Some days I don’t even recognize myself, Venmo.
November 29, 2024 at 7:20 PM
Ollie trying to drag her bed up the stairs, giving up and sleeping on the stairs, under the bed. Pt 1
#ohol
November 24, 2024 at 4:14 PM
Ollie playing with a hammer... #ohollie
November 24, 2024 at 4:11 PM
Ollie sleeping on the stairs pt 2
November 24, 2024 at 3:50 PM
Ollie sleeping on the stairs pt 3
November 24, 2024 at 3:50 PM
Inspiration of the day...
#moodeng
November 18, 2024 at 3:13 PM