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snackyonassis.bsky.social
Alt of the earth
@snackyonassis.bsky.social
NSFW burner account for all my voyeuristic (and occasional exhibitionist) tendencies. Happily partnered in Chicago.

Check out the pinned tweet before you hit that follow button.
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Fair warning: if you don’t have any personal info, a profile picture or any seemingly original content you’re gonna get blocked.

This platform has become pretty curated and I have no intention of just letting the bots, lurkers, and bear-collectors be hanging around.

To the rest of you? Welcome!
Hey that’s me! 📸

I honestly totally forgot about these pictures! Thanks for sharing!
November 1, 2025 at 2:49 PM
It’s Tuesday again.

Also, fuck 🧊
October 21, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Good morning
October 12, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Taking care of business
August 15, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Must be Tuesday
August 5, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Good day sunshine
July 29, 2025 at 1:31 PM
everything’s bigger in texas
July 23, 2025 at 10:40 PM
must be tuesday
June 10, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Showers before bed are where it’s at
May 24, 2025 at 2:26 AM
G’morning
May 12, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Nobody likes hard d**ks anymore babe get with it
May 7, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I get nervous every time I post a picture like this but whatever. It’s all burning down around us. At least there’s d*#ks to look at while we wait. Happy #fcf or something.
March 14, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Just found a very old and very blurry of myself in a sling and I have a lot of thoughts.
March 4, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Monochrome Monday or whatever
March 3, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Mornin’
February 17, 2025 at 4:53 PM
It’s Tuesday again
February 11, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Heard y’all like this kinda thing
January 28, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Shark Saturday
January 25, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Come tuck me in
January 23, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Take the tummy and run
January 7, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Fair warning: if you don’t have any personal info, a profile picture or any seemingly original content you’re gonna get blocked.

This platform has become pretty curated and I have no intention of just letting the bots, lurkers, and bear-collectors be hanging around.

To the rest of you? Welcome!
December 31, 2024 at 9:45 PM
It’s kind of a tummy story
December 31, 2024 at 4:07 PM
A fool and his tummy are soon parted
December 17, 2024 at 6:56 PM
Stay tuned to this flannel for more
December 13, 2024 at 1:15 AM
I’m only in it for the tummy
December 3, 2024 at 5:20 PM