How could you not be at least a little stinky with a buttsweater like that?

Follow up: Stinksleep

He takes his role SERIOUSLY

Ughhh. The way we do home sales in this country is just fucked up on all sides.

Our old place was like that too. I guess it’s just funny like people act like they couldn’t possibly live in a kind of place that literally millions of people are living in just fine. If you want newly updated and renovated go spend 200k more.

And you know damn well what their bargain basement $12k kitchen remodel is gonna look like....

Like motherfucker I already priced the house lower because it's not updated. You don't get to ask for more discount.

This drives me insane! I swear it's the HGTV effect where every shopper came in and declared that in order to exist in "this space" everything has to be renovated.

The kitchen has been doing it's job this whole time just fine. Renovation is nice but it's perfectly usable just how it is.

I shit you not it's an old guy with a thin blue line flag, standing on his roof and precariously leaning off the edge with an electric leafblower to blow the leaves off of his tree.... And his leafblower is clearly fucked up because it absolutely screams.

New England discount store aesthetic really did hit different. Did you ever go to ZYLAS?

Oh my GOD

Well like, we have the standalone too! But everything wants to open in the browser all the time and I have to take pains to manually open externally when I need to do anything more than a cursory peek into a document.

Don't even get me started on web-based outlook fuck.

Making sure to reply and get the ball back in their court by 4:59pm.

This mutual combat is sometimes colloquially referred to as “work”.