Catch my wife at the club on a Saturday night. Me? Oh, I'm going to be at home alone playing Mario Paint for the first time in 20 years and almost crying about it. 🩷

I'm so curious. The people giving out mom and dad hugs at pride. Where are their kids? Do they just drop them at the event and tell them to meet up at a certain time? Did they leave them at home? Do they even have kids?

Me, trying to flirt: Sooo....are you like, a Chaos Control kinda person or more of a Za Worldo?

a typical night for kiryu in yakuza 5

-get in 5 fistfights in a row
-win a hatsune miku figure in a crane game
-play 15 games of darts
-eat 4 bowls of udon in one sitting

truly the ideal life

Seasonal allergies are literally the worst. No, I'm not sick. No, I'm not crying. My body has just decided that the beauty that is spring is a terrible thing to experience.

It's so funny to me how the times have changed. People used to say they would quit their job and be a stripper or join the military. Now people are saying they are going to make a OnlyFans or become a streamer. All 4 of these include selling your body, but it's neat on how people are going about it.

Shout out to the 5 year old at the Miku movie. She was there for Miku and only Miku. Every time Miku wasn't on screen, she was asking where Miku was. She also popped off during the after credits special. Love that for her.

Just spent about 40 hours over the last month playing Echoes of Wisdom. I can now say I've completed it!

"five more minutes before my shift ends, thank Arceus."

Hate when the therapist does what you pay them for. How dare you identify exactly how I'm feeling and call me out on why! 😭🤣