The Bedroom Bruin
@smyle144k.bsky.social
Targeted Individual. Leader of New Earth, of the Twelve Tribes of Israel, and oh, and whenever people get on the stick, the Next Playboy… Holla if you want the deeply personal story of how we lost our American democracy… 🇺🇸🦁💙🗽
Freshman year at the University of Wisconsin-Madison was a trip! 🤪 Ask Dan Greenberg! I beat that dude so soundly, so many times in NHL Hockey 1994, it’s like he’s still unwilling to let me live it down!!! Well, better than Dan writhing on the ice with blood spurting from his head! Who remembers? 🤔
November 29, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Freshman year at the University of Wisconsin-Madison was a trip! 🤪 Ask Dan Greenberg! I beat that dude so soundly, so many times in NHL Hockey 1994, it’s like he’s still unwilling to let me live it down!!! Well, better than Dan writhing on the ice with blood spurting from his head! Who remembers? 🤔
North vs. South! This Minnesota minstrel understands the exactly how incredibly DOPE AF your truly once was @universityofkansas.bsky.social by way of that @uwiscpress.bsky.social, and I know there’s a few non Jewish folk who always thought I was cool AF as well (hell, maybe a couple of those even!).
November 29, 2025 at 1:51 AM
North vs. South! This Minnesota minstrel understands the exactly how incredibly DOPE AF your truly once was @universityofkansas.bsky.social by way of that @uwiscpress.bsky.social, and I know there’s a few non Jewish folk who always thought I was cool AF as well (hell, maybe a couple of those even!).
Neolib fu-fu time is ovahh… Thanks for fucking up my life for jollies… Enjoy the fascism, you stupid fucks! 😘
November 27, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Neolib fu-fu time is ovahh… Thanks for fucking up my life for jollies… Enjoy the fascism, you stupid fucks! 😘
I mean, what sort of selfish, perverse, disgusting human logic was it to take innocent, white American lifetimes and make us into feral, domestic terrorists 'for all to see' with textbook Zersetzung *EVER* approved on God's green Earth?!
*** NEED ANSWERS IMMEDIATELY, PLEASE*** Yesterday, in fact! 🫡
*** NEED ANSWERS IMMEDIATELY, PLEASE*** Yesterday, in fact! 🫡
November 27, 2025 at 4:34 AM
I mean, what sort of selfish, perverse, disgusting human logic was it to take innocent, white American lifetimes and make us into feral, domestic terrorists 'for all to see' with textbook Zersetzung *EVER* approved on God's green Earth?!
*** NEED ANSWERS IMMEDIATELY, PLEASE*** Yesterday, in fact! 🫡
*** NEED ANSWERS IMMEDIATELY, PLEASE*** Yesterday, in fact! 🫡
So do all would-be Playboys get thrown directly under the parked, existential bus of Zersetzung? And that's why the only ONE remaining is ME? 💪🏼
And are these festival ladies anymore as sweet, kind, and sincere as they used to be? As this OG party kid? 🤔🙏🏼🥰
And are these festival ladies anymore as sweet, kind, and sincere as they used to be? As this OG party kid? 🤔🙏🏼🥰
November 25, 2025 at 10:54 PM
So do all would-be Playboys get thrown directly under the parked, existential bus of Zersetzung? And that's why the only ONE remaining is ME? 💪🏼
And are these festival ladies anymore as sweet, kind, and sincere as they used to be? As this OG party kid? 🤔🙏🏼🥰
And are these festival ladies anymore as sweet, kind, and sincere as they used to be? As this OG party kid? 🤔🙏🏼🥰
It’s true! The man time forgot, The Vibe Himself is the most incredibly single man on the planet… but, the doesn’t mean he’s into YOU. 😘
November 14, 2025 at 8:21 AM
It’s true! The man time forgot, The Vibe Himself is the most incredibly single man on the planet… but, the doesn’t mean he’s into YOU. 😘
Like, honestly, no other man could any bettah! 🇬🇧🦁🔔
November 14, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Like, honestly, no other man could any bettah! 🇬🇧🦁🔔
Ascending to Heaven on Earth! 😈
November 14, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Ascending to Heaven on Earth! 😈
YAP. Yet Anotha @Playboy NFT. 🤑
November 11, 2025 at 5:18 PM
YAP. Yet Anotha @Playboy NFT. 🤑
The longest loveliest… I call it the leanest. Got anotha five letter word rhymin with cleanest and meanest. ~ O.P.P. “Naughty By Nature” (1991)
November 10, 2025 at 8:01 PM
The longest loveliest… I call it the leanest. Got anotha five letter word rhymin with cleanest and meanest. ~ O.P.P. “Naughty By Nature” (1991)
Neo KC is about to *EXPLODE*!!!
💥💣💥💣💥
💥💣💥💣💥
November 7, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Neo KC is about to *EXPLODE*!!!
💥💣💥💣💥
💥💣💥💣💥
Uhuh. 💙🔔💙
Give my cat the deepest human knowledge and some of the best ideas as well... Y'all should make a musical about my life! Call it what you will, but if you need a good name, just ask! Cuz, l've got *SEVERAL*. 😆
Give my cat the deepest human knowledge and some of the best ideas as well... Y'all should make a musical about my life! Call it what you will, but if you need a good name, just ask! Cuz, l've got *SEVERAL*. 😆
October 28, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Uhuh. 💙🔔💙
Give my cat the deepest human knowledge and some of the best ideas as well... Y'all should make a musical about my life! Call it what you will, but if you need a good name, just ask! Cuz, l've got *SEVERAL*. 😆
Give my cat the deepest human knowledge and some of the best ideas as well... Y'all should make a musical about my life! Call it what you will, but if you need a good name, just ask! Cuz, l've got *SEVERAL*. 😆
At ALL. Surely, you DIDN'T. And next time your friend's 'rough patch' never ends for decades, check the ‘state’ of Mississippi for an absolutely disgusting, racist, international war crime. If brother against brother for succession of South was horrific, in that southern backwater, it never ended!!
October 23, 2025 at 6:45 AM
At ALL. Surely, you DIDN'T. And next time your friend's 'rough patch' never ends for decades, check the ‘state’ of Mississippi for an absolutely disgusting, racist, international war crime. If brother against brother for succession of South was horrific, in that southern backwater, it never ended!!
Wow! A quarter century today since Moonshine Over America STL 2000, what one could literally consider the high water mark of the underground rave movement in America itself. Just like these last 25 years, my expectations didn’t match *brutal reality* at all! You want the truth? Can you HANDLE it? 📵
October 20, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Wow! A quarter century today since Moonshine Over America STL 2000, what one could literally consider the high water mark of the underground rave movement in America itself. Just like these last 25 years, my expectations didn’t match *brutal reality* at all! You want the truth? Can you HANDLE it? 📵
