Cy Borisson
@smutnoir.bsky.social
Dark scifi/fantasy writer, feminist, LGBTQ+ ally. My stories are only smut because my characters have sex sometimes. Fuck genre boundaries.
Of course. How else are you going to spot a typo?
September 28, 2024 at 6:16 PM
Of course. How else are you going to spot a typo?
Was the primary storage. Was.
September 21, 2024 at 1:48 PM
Was the primary storage. Was.
He totally doesn't look tired, does he?
September 19, 2024 at 7:33 PM
He totally doesn't look tired, does he?
It's vinyl, stretched to hide the cracked unpainted concrete above.
September 18, 2024 at 7:39 AM
It's vinyl, stretched to hide the cracked unpainted concrete above.
They could've tried nailing the windows to the walls instead of gluing them.
September 18, 2024 at 7:15 AM
They could've tried nailing the windows to the walls instead of gluing them.
St. Gauss Cathedral
September 15, 2024 at 3:07 PM
St. Gauss Cathedral
My shower temperature doesn't change thanks to a thermostatic mixer. Some things should be constant.
September 9, 2024 at 10:27 AM
My shower temperature doesn't change thanks to a thermostatic mixer. Some things should be constant.
*wheezing, knee joint noises*: Now we all can agree it's those pesky kids destroying the internets!
September 8, 2024 at 9:37 AM
*wheezing, knee joint noises*: Now we all can agree it's those pesky kids destroying the internets!
I feel like none of them have seen The Godfather. "The one who comes to you talking peace negotiations is a traitor."
September 5, 2024 at 5:59 PM
I feel like none of them have seen The Godfather. "The one who comes to you talking peace negotiations is a traitor."
You know you're Doctor Who fan when you step out of the dentist's office, touch your teeth with your tongue and go, "New teeth! That's weird."
September 1, 2024 at 9:17 PM
You know you're Doctor Who fan when you step out of the dentist's office, touch your teeth with your tongue and go, "New teeth! That's weird."
I just passed 85K and I'm not even half-done.
August 29, 2024 at 9:55 PM
I just passed 85K and I'm not even half-done.
Once a day a disturbed zombie Karen stumbles into your office demanding to talk to you.
August 28, 2024 at 9:53 AM
Once a day a disturbed zombie Karen stumbles into your office demanding to talk to you.
The bartender goes "hey Bill".
August 23, 2024 at 6:54 PM
The bartender goes "hey Bill".
I swear every one of these headlines read like "Why women won't date me?". Even the font is the same.
August 23, 2024 at 6:38 PM
I swear every one of these headlines read like "Why women won't date me?". Even the font is the same.
Severe punishment usually means bombing Voronezh again. Beatings will continue until morale improves.
August 23, 2024 at 8:25 AM
Severe punishment usually means bombing Voronezh again. Beatings will continue until morale improves.
Oh no, the news! Obscenely rich fucks complaining nobody wants to work anymore! We will never flip the system while people who willingly slave for corporations exist. If only there was a way to convince people self-respect in the relationship with employers is the key to happiness and prosperity...
August 22, 2024 at 1:52 PM
Oh no, the news! Obscenely rich fucks complaining nobody wants to work anymore! We will never flip the system while people who willingly slave for corporations exist. If only there was a way to convince people self-respect in the relationship with employers is the key to happiness and prosperity...
Hit 'em with ghost CVs. I had one online for years despite not looking for a job, just to gauge the market.
August 22, 2024 at 1:42 PM
Hit 'em with ghost CVs. I had one online for years despite not looking for a job, just to gauge the market.
Gen Z were a mistake.
August 21, 2024 at 12:02 PM
Gen Z were a mistake.
Just like me a year ago! I'm 185 now, wish you the same, if you're into that kind of thing 😉
August 20, 2024 at 1:36 PM
Just like me a year ago! I'm 185 now, wish you the same, if you're into that kind of thing 😉
You mean we can't stop there?
August 13, 2024 at 7:57 AM
You mean we can't stop there?
Only if it plays What Planet Is This.
August 13, 2024 at 7:56 AM
Only if it plays What Planet Is This.