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JUST GONNA STAND THERE AND WATCH ME SQUIRT
July 11, 2025 at 12:12 AM
JUST GONNA STAND THERE AND WATCH ME SQUIRT
how did yall celebrate
June 26, 2025 at 9:51 PM
how did yall celebrate
INFLUENCER YOU’VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE OR EVER AGAIN: Wow guys, the Smashing Man just Smashed all my expectations. Have you ever seen a movie? A24 is really cooking up something that everyone can smell this time around guys *unclear if video froze or he stopped talking*
May 1, 2025 at 8:09 PM
INFLUENCER YOU’VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE OR EVER AGAIN: Wow guys, the Smashing Man just Smashed all my expectations. Have you ever seen a movie? A24 is really cooking up something that everyone can smell this time around guys *unclear if video froze or he stopped talking*
I, of sound mind and having recently busted, do hereby confirm…
April 19, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I, of sound mind and having recently busted, do hereby confirm…
i’m so thankful for this button that shows up and blocks the text in a picture and its never clear if it’s going to copy or highlight or take me away to another site
April 11, 2025 at 2:29 PM
i’m so thankful for this button that shows up and blocks the text in a picture and its never clear if it’s going to copy or highlight or take me away to another site
(villagers gather around tribal techno-shaman in the ruins of a once great city)
SHAMAN: Nutted, but!
(villagers listen intently)
SHAMAN: …she is still sucking.
(murmurs of awe and approval)
SHAMAN: Nutted, but!
(villagers listen intently)
SHAMAN: …she is still sucking.
(murmurs of awe and approval)
April 8, 2025 at 2:51 PM
(villagers gather around tribal techno-shaman in the ruins of a once great city)
SHAMAN: Nutted, but!
(villagers listen intently)
SHAMAN: …she is still sucking.
(murmurs of awe and approval)
SHAMAN: Nutted, but!
(villagers listen intently)
SHAMAN: …she is still sucking.
(murmurs of awe and approval)
This generation needs to spend less time “pinning skeets” and more time “skinning beets” *global economy ticks down several points*
April 4, 2025 at 7:09 PM
This generation needs to spend less time “pinning skeets” and more time “skinning beets” *global economy ticks down several points*
GOVT OFFICIAL: Perhaps it is time to further sow the seeds of Hate
GUY GETTING AN HJ IN DULUTH, GEORGIA: I’m fixin to bust!
GUY GETTING AN HJ IN DULUTH, GEORGIA: I’m fixin to bust!
March 27, 2025 at 10:51 PM
GOVT OFFICIAL: Perhaps it is time to further sow the seeds of Hate
GUY GETTING AN HJ IN DULUTH, GEORGIA: I’m fixin to bust!
GUY GETTING AN HJ IN DULUTH, GEORGIA: I’m fixin to bust!
Thanks to the new video length limits, I can now share what I’ve been developing in secret: a sentient bio-organism code-named JUNIPER, my daughter.
March 11, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Thanks to the new video length limits, I can now share what I’ve been developing in secret: a sentient bio-organism code-named JUNIPER, my daughter.
Trump at rally: MJ Lenderman! He did a Tiny Desk concert. (mixed reactions from crowd, Trump is suddenly tired, labored breathing) MJ, Lenderman.
February 26, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Trump at rally: MJ Lenderman! He did a Tiny Desk concert. (mixed reactions from crowd, Trump is suddenly tired, labored breathing) MJ, Lenderman.
i can’t listen to the beginning of Danse Macabre because it’s patently clear a skeleton will materialize out of the shadows and dance a jig
February 23, 2025 at 11:19 PM
i can’t listen to the beginning of Danse Macabre because it’s patently clear a skeleton will materialize out of the shadows and dance a jig
A kernel of truth is sometimes nestled within a dollop of shit
February 18, 2025 at 6:48 PM
A kernel of truth is sometimes nestled within a dollop of shit
Lord Ballsly of Cockshame
February 15, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Lord Ballsly of Cockshame
the slow cosmic suck that pulls at all nuts
February 13, 2025 at 7:06 PM
the slow cosmic suck that pulls at all nuts
we’re feeding a number of americans into a meat grinder to make incredible burgers for other americans
February 10, 2025 at 9:04 PM
we’re feeding a number of americans into a meat grinder to make incredible burgers for other americans
we’re in the era of foul odors belying something being seriously wrong internally
February 10, 2025 at 3:18 PM
we’re in the era of foul odors belying something being seriously wrong internally
elegance of the well-beefed cheese
February 1, 2025 at 9:55 PM
elegance of the well-beefed cheese
reflecting on this opulent mcdonalds in brazil where a live DJ (2nd floor balcony) curates the vibe
January 30, 2025 at 9:37 PM
reflecting on this opulent mcdonalds in brazil where a live DJ (2nd floor balcony) curates the vibe
firing a silenced pistol at an enemy combatant in perfect sync with a percussive fart
January 30, 2025 at 1:16 AM
firing a silenced pistol at an enemy combatant in perfect sync with a percussive fart
