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Smut Archaeology
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Smutty content of the archaeological persuasion. Account run by #archaeologists with too much time on their hands. #muffmonday
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A very talented rendition of the “butt song”. www.instagram.com/reel/DNGqvOK...
August 20, 2025 at 11:52 AM
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Can you spot the 🍆 at #HadriansWall?

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August 20, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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Ooof, poor john.

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July 12, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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partialhistorians.bsky.social The Partial Historians 🏺 @partialhistorians.bsky.social · Jun 30
🦢 Leda and the swan

The union of Leda with Zeus in the form of a swan was a common subject in ancient art. Leda would go on to give birth or lay the eggs from which would hatch Helen and Polydeuces.

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Leda is depicted from behind with much of her back and backside exposed while she holds draped fabric that covers her legs. She gazes down at the swan which is biting part of Leda’s draped fabric. They appear in a scene with foliage, a pond, and what might be a bird bath. Photo credit to Carole Raddato. This central panel of a mosaic floor was found near the Sanctuary of Aphrodite at Palaipafos in Cyprus. It dates to the late C2nd - early C3rd CE and is now held in the Palaepaphos Museum, Cyprus.
July 5, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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Peek-a-boo glockenspiel des ratsturms 👀 Their reaction is all of us

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July 5, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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May this ancient Roman tintinnabulum bring you all manner of good fortune this #PhallusThursday🍆

If good fortune can be multiplied by the amount of phalluses, well, this contender is certainly in the running!

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Thought to date the C1st CE, this bronze amulet was found at Pompeii and is now held in the ‘Secret Cabinet’ at the MAN Napoli (inv. 27839). The amulet has a bird like body complete with wings, a phallic head, a phallic tail, as well as a phallus where you *might* expect one… Image credit: © Marie-Lan Nguyen / Wikimedia Commons
July 3, 2025 at 8:28 AM
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Great video by Dr. Lister on the drawers of… um…good luck charms at @britishmuseum.bsky.social 🍆🍆🍆

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June 23, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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Daring Cavers Discover A Mesomerican Fertility Ritual In The "Bowels Of Earth"
The explorers first thought it was a piece of garbage, but how wrong they were.
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May 27, 2025 at 9:37 PM