Simon Robinson
@smurfomatic.bsky.social
Northampton Saints fan working at Bletchley Park. All posts are my own views. Occasional touch rugby person at Northampton Touch. Mini Marcos owner. Edugeek.
Alright Mr Smith, remember that's why you got banned from teaching
November 29, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Alright Mr Smith, remember that's why you got banned from teaching
I blame the Labour government for all of this, especially as I can remember when Curly Wurly's were three feet long and Wagon Wheels were the size of...wagon wheels
November 26, 2025 at 10:20 AM
I blame the Labour government for all of this, especially as I can remember when Curly Wurly's were three feet long and Wagon Wheels were the size of...wagon wheels
All these memories will be lost in time...
November 25, 2025 at 7:46 PM
All these memories will be lost in time...
Targs and Recreation
November 24, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Targs and Recreation
That's really helpful, just used a few simple tools to steal the battery...
November 24, 2025 at 4:17 PM
That's really helpful, just used a few simple tools to steal the battery...
You can see he's such an amazing designer from this. Most calculators before this left out some of the numbers, or several arithemetic operators. Steve Jobs was a pioneer in getting them all in one place.
November 23, 2025 at 6:26 PM
You can see he's such an amazing designer from this. Most calculators before this left out some of the numbers, or several arithemetic operators. Steve Jobs was a pioneer in getting them all in one place.
Young people often lean towards socialism, and then they grow up and become part of "the system". Would be interesting to see the current 45-60 generation when they were a similar age.
November 22, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Young people often lean towards socialism, and then they grow up and become part of "the system". Would be interesting to see the current 45-60 generation when they were a similar age.
Wait a minute, the ghost was supposed to be OUTSIDE the cage?
November 21, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Wait a minute, the ghost was supposed to be OUTSIDE the cage?
Hurricanes agree to leave USA alone. "They're suffering enough as it is", a spokesman stated today.
November 21, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Hurricanes agree to leave USA alone. "They're suffering enough as it is", a spokesman stated today.
Better than the guy who was DJ for my Aunt's birthday a few years back. After three Abba songs in a row, he finally realised his playlist was running in alphabetical order...
November 18, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Better than the guy who was DJ for my Aunt's birthday a few years back. After three Abba songs in a row, he finally realised his playlist was running in alphabetical order...
Hope you cleaned the dishwasher thoroughly after using it to degrease the engine
November 18, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Hope you cleaned the dishwasher thoroughly after using it to degrease the engine
What you've created is a feline opium den
November 18, 2025 at 2:21 PM
What you've created is a feline opium den
Not the ones with the warp plasma centres?!?!
November 18, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Not the ones with the warp plasma centres?!?!
Interview him with a stopwatch. "Oh sorry Mr Farage, you have less than 1% of the MPs so your time is up"
November 15, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Interview him with a stopwatch. "Oh sorry Mr Farage, you have less than 1% of the MPs so your time is up"
The ultimate question: Is it truly okay to steal food from the break room fridge, or are you a normal human being?
November 13, 2025 at 1:44 PM
The ultimate question: Is it truly okay to steal food from the break room fridge, or are you a normal human being?
I'd also like every time he's mentioned, he should be introduced as "34 time convicted felon, Donald Trump"
November 11, 2025 at 8:53 AM
I'd also like every time he's mentioned, he should be introduced as "34 time convicted felon, Donald Trump"
Good luck with conflict avoidance when your kid grows up! 😂
November 10, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Good luck with conflict avoidance when your kid grows up! 😂
Apparently he was hot
November 10, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Apparently he was hot
Indeed - apart from the safety reason mentioned in the original post. Or those sorts of people who press the crossing button even when they're not crossing, just to stop traffic...
November 8, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Indeed - apart from the safety reason mentioned in the original post. Or those sorts of people who press the crossing button even when they're not crossing, just to stop traffic...
Fine, as long as they also have an automatic reset if someone has pressed the button and crossed the road before the light changes
November 8, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Fine, as long as they also have an automatic reset if someone has pressed the button and crossed the road before the light changes
Dylan caught myxomatosis from a very friendly female rabbit who liked meeting famous people
November 7, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Dylan caught myxomatosis from a very friendly female rabbit who liked meeting famous people
Should have called him Frogeye Sprite
November 6, 2025 at 10:22 AM
Should have called him Frogeye Sprite
Bit harsh on Alan, Diana and Melanie...
November 5, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Bit harsh on Alan, Diana and Melanie...