Smurfingbeer
@smurfingbeer.bsky.social
The kids are alright. (They got a VPN)
December 10, 2025 at 11:06 AM
The kids are alright. (They got a VPN)
Nothing says over prepared than losing by 8 wickets.
December 7, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Nothing says over prepared than losing by 8 wickets.
I guess we could call it Australian Rules
December 6, 2025 at 3:15 PM
I guess we could call it Australian Rules
Helen Keller would have dropped fewer
December 5, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Helen Keller would have dropped fewer
Or they could attempt playing cricket in the next day or so.
December 5, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Or they could attempt playing cricket in the next day or so.
And when you bring them home, you can show them your pivot table.
December 5, 2025 at 10:29 AM
And when you bring them home, you can show them your pivot table.
Can I interest you in Excel?
December 5, 2025 at 10:22 AM
Can I interest you in Excel?
There's always someone Making Plans For Nigel.
December 5, 2025 at 8:25 AM
There's always someone Making Plans For Nigel.
I hear the Commonwealth Games is where it's at.
December 5, 2025 at 3:34 AM
I hear the Commonwealth Games is where it's at.
Does the box float?
December 4, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Does the box float?
Currently concerned about my Friday planning...
December 4, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Currently concerned about my Friday planning...
We want the files, not the photos
December 4, 2025 at 1:48 AM
We want the files, not the photos
This is missing the point. US - peak average price $50k. Australia - ~31k.
Why? Protectionism leaving to an uncompetitive undisturbed and the massive size of the average vehicle. Those prices are only going up from here.
Why? Protectionism leaving to an uncompetitive undisturbed and the massive size of the average vehicle. Those prices are only going up from here.
December 3, 2025 at 11:08 PM
This is missing the point. US - peak average price $50k. Australia - ~31k.
Why? Protectionism leaving to an uncompetitive undisturbed and the massive size of the average vehicle. Those prices are only going up from here.
Why? Protectionism leaving to an uncompetitive undisturbed and the massive size of the average vehicle. Those prices are only going up from here.
Spotify said its just from Jan to mid November, so December is your best month to listen to Meatloaf I guess.
December 3, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Spotify said its just from Jan to mid November, so December is your best month to listen to Meatloaf I guess.
You'll take it. You'll take it like a man.... and old, old man.
December 3, 2025 at 10:47 PM
You'll take it. You'll take it like a man.... and old, old man.
I'm assuming Franklin wouldn't be there in the first place due to the American Service-Members' Protection Act, but he's a Turtle so can't be a US citizen.
December 1, 2025 at 1:01 PM
I'm assuming Franklin wouldn't be there in the first place due to the American Service-Members' Protection Act, but he's a Turtle so can't be a US citizen.
The kids probably can't believe some old bloke (who clearly doesn't have kids) is paying them to take their siblings old shitty toys.
December 1, 2025 at 11:25 AM
The kids probably can't believe some old bloke (who clearly doesn't have kids) is paying them to take their siblings old shitty toys.
Or for Europeans, "Why are Americans so stupid?"
December 1, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Or for Europeans, "Why are Americans so stupid?"
Pfftt... Remarkable that New Zealand is even on the map at all, but it was certainly a 3rd world country in 1975. And 2025. </bait>
November 28, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Pfftt... Remarkable that New Zealand is even on the map at all, but it was certainly a 3rd world country in 1975. And 2025. </bait>
Fuck'n logo is amazing
November 28, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Fuck'n logo is amazing
I'm sure most marketers just mash the keyboard for a product name before charging $20k.
November 28, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I'm sure most marketers just mash the keyboard for a product name before charging $20k.
This is when casual racism dresses up and puts a suit on.
November 28, 2025 at 1:59 AM
This is when casual racism dresses up and puts a suit on.