And another crazy day in the Champ!

Given his gracious acceptance of a unique suspended ban following his red card for violence (which coincidentally enables him to play in the World Cup group games), it surely has to be sportswashing gun-for-hire Cristiano Ronaldo that wins Fifa’s brand-new peace prize on 5 December 😵‍💫

Similar, I was at Craven Cottage and got so into the match as Fulham went for, and got, the win in the last 10 mins that I forgot to check the Watford score... so that was a nice surprise at 5.10pm 💥

Seems sensible enough

Not the scoreline I think most expected! We're England bad or Venezuela good?

Whatever our line-up they'd better be ready to battle from kick-off to get at least a point, as the form guide says home win

Moral (2nd half) victory

Classic first 45 mins

Rocco should've had a hat-trick

Seems plenty of fans I know aren't going tomorrow, so it's gonna be a sparse crowd

Dychey's the new Big Sam

Star of tonight's #MercuryPrize ceremony was surely Jacob Alon

The best music of 2025 is.. apparently Bruce Springsteen

Would we prefer this had been said while PP was manager? Would've caused uproar, and a sacking sooner, yet now everyone says it's just sour grapes. #PozzoOut

Congratulations to María Corina Machado on winning the #NobelPeacePrize for opposing dictatorship.

Meanwhile, guess who wants to start a war with Venezuela to get access to their oil?

All of which are totally about 'fraternity between the nations' which I'm sure we'll see plenty more of when he doesn't win