Kid Charlemagne
@smudgeboy99.bsky.social
Nice, funny-ish, a bit sweary (sorry, not fucking sorry). Ageing disgracefully. Cooking and eating, music (20th century), travel, reading, history, genealogy, photography, ex-archery, less political here than there (not much).
Yes, there's gas in the car!
Yes, there's gas in the car!
"No, no! You're totally missing the point that Kierkegaard was trying to make when he wrote Three Discourses on Imagined Occasions . . "
November 12, 2025 at 8:52 PM
"No, no! You're totally missing the point that Kierkegaard was trying to make when he wrote Three Discourses on Imagined Occasions . . "
Been there, fucked that.
November 10, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Been there, fucked that.
Where's your fuckin' cofveve . . . I mean poppy?
November 7, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Where's your fuckin' cofveve . . . I mean poppy?
If you think that's bad, this'll have Pochin's head exploding.
October 27, 2025 at 12:54 PM
If you think that's bad, this'll have Pochin's head exploding.
Amazing day going up Snowdon today - at base level the cloud was as low as 500ft, so not promising. But as we cleared around 2,000ft we emerged above the clouds, and this is what we got. I'm in no shape to do this hike any more (I got the train, of course!) but it's still worth getting up here.
October 15, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Amazing day going up Snowdon today - at base level the cloud was as low as 500ft, so not promising. But as we cleared around 2,000ft we emerged above the clouds, and this is what we got. I'm in no shape to do this hike any more (I got the train, of course!) but it's still worth getting up here.
Today’s #beerinthesun is one of these. If Mother Nature keeps this up, I may never go home. #NorthWales
October 14, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Today’s #beerinthesun is one of these. If Mother Nature keeps this up, I may never go home. #NorthWales
Big drive around to regain my bearings today. It's been so long since I was in this part of the world I'd forgotten just how truly beautiful and majestic it is. Can't quite believe that in my younger days I hiked up most of these peaks! #Snowdonia
October 12, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Big drive around to regain my bearings today. It's been so long since I was in this part of the world I'd forgotten just how truly beautiful and majestic it is. Can't quite believe that in my younger days I hiked up most of these peaks! #Snowdonia
Happy heavenly birthday to John Winston Lennon, who would have been 85 today.
October 9, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Happy heavenly birthday to John Winston Lennon, who would have been 85 today.
I'm not a huge country house aficionado, but blimey, #ChatsworthHouse is bloody impressive. #PeakDistrict
October 8, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I'm not a huge country house aficionado, but blimey, #ChatsworthHouse is bloody impressive. #PeakDistrict
Home for the next week. A little R&R, a lot of walking, fresh air and good food. I’m going to TRY and keep away from social media for a week. Try not to have the Revolution without me. #PeakDistrict #Vacation
October 5, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Home for the next week. A little R&R, a lot of walking, fresh air and good food. I’m going to TRY and keep away from social media for a week. Try not to have the Revolution without me. #PeakDistrict #Vacation
Wow! Colombo not exactly heaving for India vs Pakistan in the Women’s ODI World Cup.
October 5, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Wow! Colombo not exactly heaving for India vs Pakistan in the Women’s ODI World Cup.
"The fucking plebs think we give a shit about them!"
"I know, the fucking mugs! Now call Piers - we need an editorial saying how this is all Harry's fault!"
"I know, the fucking mugs! Now call Piers - we need an editorial saying how this is all Harry's fault!"
October 4, 2025 at 6:17 PM
"The fucking plebs think we give a shit about them!"
"I know, the fucking mugs! Now call Piers - we need an editorial saying how this is all Harry's fault!"
"I know, the fucking mugs! Now call Piers - we need an editorial saying how this is all Harry's fault!"
If you see this, post a bridge
September 26, 2025 at 1:54 PM
If you see this, post a bridge
Once in a while I remember that Simply Red's debut album is an absolute fucking belter. The 80s production has actually aged well here, the musicianship is top notch, and it captures the freshness of Hucknall's 'white boy R&B/soul' vide, before it became schmaltzy and over-poppy. Lovely stuff.
September 24, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Once in a while I remember that Simply Red's debut album is an absolute fucking belter. The 80s production has actually aged well here, the musicianship is top notch, and it captures the freshness of Hucknall's 'white boy R&B/soul' vide, before it became schmaltzy and over-poppy. Lovely stuff.
September 23, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Evenin fellow #sts70s passengers - jumping on a coupla stations down the line today 'cos those leeks don't braise themselves y'know.
Maggie, I wish I'd never seen your face . . .
Maggie, I wish I'd never seen your face . . .
September 21, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Evenin fellow #sts70s passengers - jumping on a coupla stations down the line today 'cos those leeks don't braise themselves y'know.
Maggie, I wish I'd never seen your face . . .
Maggie, I wish I'd never seen your face . . .
19 minutes in and apparently "we're seeing a bit more movement".
This is the #BBC people - nearly 20 minutes of coverage of a door.
#FuckTrump #FuckCharles #FucktheBBC
This is the #BBC people - nearly 20 minutes of coverage of a door.
#FuckTrump #FuckCharles #FucktheBBC
September 18, 2025 at 9:20 AM
19 minutes in and apparently "we're seeing a bit more movement".
This is the #BBC people - nearly 20 minutes of coverage of a door.
#FuckTrump #FuckCharles #FucktheBBC
This is the #BBC people - nearly 20 minutes of coverage of a door.
#FuckTrump #FuckCharles #FucktheBBC
#BBCNews have spent the last five minutes (and ongoing) focused on a doorway, because the "Breaking News" is that Trump is expected to walk through it at some point.
The presenter is having to talk around this like it's the fucking moon landings.
If it wasn't pathetic, it would be hilarious.
The presenter is having to talk around this like it's the fucking moon landings.
If it wasn't pathetic, it would be hilarious.
September 18, 2025 at 9:06 AM
#BBCNews have spent the last five minutes (and ongoing) focused on a doorway, because the "Breaking News" is that Trump is expected to walk through it at some point.
The presenter is having to talk around this like it's the fucking moon landings.
If it wasn't pathetic, it would be hilarious.
The presenter is having to talk around this like it's the fucking moon landings.
If it wasn't pathetic, it would be hilarious.
Embrace every maddening second Tupps - it's a silent and melancholy feeling when they're suddenly gone.
Oh, and check out Marcus - might be this dude!
Oh, and check out Marcus - might be this dude!
September 15, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Embrace every maddening second Tupps - it's a silent and melancholy feeling when they're suddenly gone.
Oh, and check out Marcus - might be this dude!
Oh, and check out Marcus - might be this dude!
It's OK everybody - the government have just re-prioritised.
I mean, their Stasi arrested 900 hooligans last weekend.
I mean, their Stasi arrested 900 hooligans last weekend.
September 13, 2025 at 8:21 PM
It's OK everybody - the government have just re-prioritised.
I mean, their Stasi arrested 900 hooligans last weekend.
I mean, their Stasi arrested 900 hooligans last weekend.
I found this useful. And fucking horrifying.
September 13, 2025 at 11:30 AM
I found this useful. And fucking horrifying.