smtm_LFC1975
@smtmlfc.bsky.social
Fox lover 🦊
Badger lover 🦡
LFC devotee 🔴
Bobby Firmino Superfan 😁
Forza Azzurri 🇮🇹
⛔ No MAGA ⛔ No Racists ⛔ No Islamaphobes ⛔ No Gammons ⛔ No EDL or Reform ⛔
🇮🇹 Lu Signiuruzzu li cosi, li fici dritti, vinni lu diavulu e li sturcìu 🇮🇹
Badger lover 🦡
LFC devotee 🔴
Bobby Firmino Superfan 😁
Forza Azzurri 🇮🇹
⛔ No MAGA ⛔ No Racists ⛔ No Islamaphobes ⛔ No Gammons ⛔ No EDL or Reform ⛔
🇮🇹 Lu Signiuruzzu li cosi, li fici dritti, vinni lu diavulu e li sturcìu 🇮🇹
Fcuk the Johnsons.
Boris, Rachael, the unpleasant wife beater Stanley and the rest of that rancid clan.
All a bunch of ****ing weirdos.
Russian assets - each and every one of them. If that, I have no doubt.
Reminds me of the Steve Berkoff scene from The Krays.
"The pavements stink of Johnson."
Boris, Rachael, the unpleasant wife beater Stanley and the rest of that rancid clan.
All a bunch of ****ing weirdos.
Russian assets - each and every one of them. If that, I have no doubt.
Reminds me of the Steve Berkoff scene from The Krays.
"The pavements stink of Johnson."
November 22, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Fcuk the Johnsons.
Boris, Rachael, the unpleasant wife beater Stanley and the rest of that rancid clan.
All a bunch of ****ing weirdos.
Russian assets - each and every one of them. If that, I have no doubt.
Reminds me of the Steve Berkoff scene from The Krays.
"The pavements stink of Johnson."
Boris, Rachael, the unpleasant wife beater Stanley and the rest of that rancid clan.
All a bunch of ****ing weirdos.
Russian assets - each and every one of them. If that, I have no doubt.
Reminds me of the Steve Berkoff scene from The Krays.
"The pavements stink of Johnson."
Week before last while I was recouping at Butlins, Amazon sent me an offer to my email.
Get £10 off Amazon Haul - no minimum spend required.
+
10% off first order.
So I bought 3 jackets.
Price? A scandalous mind blowing > £2.67!!! 🤣🤣🤣
You know what? just arrived - they all fit & boss quality!!
Get £10 off Amazon Haul - no minimum spend required.
+
10% off first order.
So I bought 3 jackets.
Price? A scandalous mind blowing > £2.67!!! 🤣🤣🤣
You know what? just arrived - they all fit & boss quality!!
November 22, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Week before last while I was recouping at Butlins, Amazon sent me an offer to my email.
Get £10 off Amazon Haul - no minimum spend required.
+
10% off first order.
So I bought 3 jackets.
Price? A scandalous mind blowing > £2.67!!! 🤣🤣🤣
You know what? just arrived - they all fit & boss quality!!
Get £10 off Amazon Haul - no minimum spend required.
+
10% off first order.
So I bought 3 jackets.
Price? A scandalous mind blowing > £2.67!!! 🤣🤣🤣
You know what? just arrived - they all fit & boss quality!!
The most bizarre thing.
I have been looking to buy another of telescopic ladders on Temu. Even though I am shit scared of heights, I need them for my security cameras in case they need resetting.
Temu had literally 1000's of adverts for them.
Last night, every last ad taken down & replaced with
👇
I have been looking to buy another of telescopic ladders on Temu. Even though I am shit scared of heights, I need them for my security cameras in case they need resetting.
Temu had literally 1000's of adverts for them.
Last night, every last ad taken down & replaced with
👇
November 22, 2025 at 9:58 AM
The most bizarre thing.
I have been looking to buy another of telescopic ladders on Temu. Even though I am shit scared of heights, I need them for my security cameras in case they need resetting.
Temu had literally 1000's of adverts for them.
Last night, every last ad taken down & replaced with
👇
I have been looking to buy another of telescopic ladders on Temu. Even though I am shit scared of heights, I need them for my security cameras in case they need resetting.
Temu had literally 1000's of adverts for them.
Last night, every last ad taken down & replaced with
👇
🌞 Good morning to all the happy people. 🌞
A cheery song for you to all start your day with. 🤣
A cheery song for you to all start your day with. 🤣
November 20, 2025 at 8:54 AM
🌞 Good morning to all the happy people. 🌞
A cheery song for you to all start your day with. 🤣
A cheery song for you to all start your day with. 🤣
Email from Nike:
We thought you'd like...
Check out the discount.
£699 to £629
In the famous words of Simon Cowell....
And good morning everyone!
We thought you'd like...
Check out the discount.
£699 to £629
In the famous words of Simon Cowell....
And good morning everyone!
November 17, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Email from Nike:
We thought you'd like...
Check out the discount.
£699 to £629
In the famous words of Simon Cowell....
And good morning everyone!
We thought you'd like...
Check out the discount.
£699 to £629
In the famous words of Simon Cowell....
And good morning everyone!
Fawlty Towers:
I think these prawns might be off…
😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
I think these prawns might be off…
😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
November 13, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Fawlty Towers:
I think these prawns might be off…
😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
I think these prawns might be off…
😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
This is a TRUE story. 🤣🤣🤣
"A wax figure of Donald Trump was removed from public view at Louis Tussaud's Waxworks in San Antonio, Texas because visitors repeatedly punched and kicked it." 😭
"A wax figure of Donald Trump was removed from public view at Louis Tussaud's Waxworks in San Antonio, Texas because visitors repeatedly punched and kicked it." 😭
November 12, 2025 at 8:54 AM
This is a TRUE story. 🤣🤣🤣
"A wax figure of Donald Trump was removed from public view at Louis Tussaud's Waxworks in San Antonio, Texas because visitors repeatedly punched and kicked it." 😭
"A wax figure of Donald Trump was removed from public view at Louis Tussaud's Waxworks in San Antonio, Texas because visitors repeatedly punched and kicked it." 😭
Good morning to all you beautiful Liverpool supporters.
I hope you all have a whizz bang day, regardless of it being damp, grey and mizzy out there.
YNWA
I hope you all have a whizz bang day, regardless of it being damp, grey and mizzy out there.
YNWA
November 12, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Good morning to all you beautiful Liverpool supporters.
I hope you all have a whizz bang day, regardless of it being damp, grey and mizzy out there.
YNWA
I hope you all have a whizz bang day, regardless of it being damp, grey and mizzy out there.
YNWA
What does the Trump administration use instead of emails?
Alternative fax.
Alternative fax.
November 11, 2025 at 2:10 PM
What does the Trump administration use instead of emails?
Alternative fax.
Alternative fax.
This handsome man was my grandad. For those who know me, you'll know he came over from Italy to join the British RAF way back when. Lived an amazing life & died only a couple of years ago. He & all those like him, fought for us & others freedoms around the world, so we could all live freely today. ❤️
November 9, 2025 at 12:48 PM
This handsome man was my grandad. For those who know me, you'll know he came over from Italy to join the British RAF way back when. Lived an amazing life & died only a couple of years ago. He & all those like him, fought for us & others freedoms around the world, so we could all live freely today. ❤️
I seriously need to go to Specsavers.
I was actually meaning to ask "who do apple recommend for mac mini docks"
😂😭🤣🤣😂🤣😭😅😭🤣
I was actually meaning to ask "who do apple recommend for mac mini docks"
😂😭🤣🤣😂🤣😭😅😭🤣
October 30, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I seriously need to go to Specsavers.
I was actually meaning to ask "who do apple recommend for mac mini docks"
😂😭🤣🤣😂🤣😭😅😭🤣
I was actually meaning to ask "who do apple recommend for mac mini docks"
😂😭🤣🤣😂🤣😭😅😭🤣
Football has always been cyclical.
Managers come and go.
Players become heroes and then leave.
We all experience ups and downs, some more than others.
We go through highs, lows, tragedies and moments or pure elation.
But the one certainty is Liverpool will always be there, no matter what.
YNWA
Managers come and go.
Players become heroes and then leave.
We all experience ups and downs, some more than others.
We go through highs, lows, tragedies and moments or pure elation.
But the one certainty is Liverpool will always be there, no matter what.
YNWA
October 29, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Football has always been cyclical.
Managers come and go.
Players become heroes and then leave.
We all experience ups and downs, some more than others.
We go through highs, lows, tragedies and moments or pure elation.
But the one certainty is Liverpool will always be there, no matter what.
YNWA
Managers come and go.
Players become heroes and then leave.
We all experience ups and downs, some more than others.
We go through highs, lows, tragedies and moments or pure elation.
But the one certainty is Liverpool will always be there, no matter what.
YNWA
The weirdest thing this morning.
Woke up, drinking my vat of coffee.
Got a ping.
Read an email from X.
"It was our fault. We have restored your account."
Clicked the link.
Indeed it's restored....from 2019????
Woke up, drinking my vat of coffee.
Got a ping.
Read an email from X.
"It was our fault. We have restored your account."
Clicked the link.
Indeed it's restored....from 2019????
October 19, 2025 at 11:42 AM
The weirdest thing this morning.
Woke up, drinking my vat of coffee.
Got a ping.
Read an email from X.
"It was our fault. We have restored your account."
Clicked the link.
Indeed it's restored....from 2019????
Woke up, drinking my vat of coffee.
Got a ping.
Read an email from X.
"It was our fault. We have restored your account."
Clicked the link.
Indeed it's restored....from 2019????
So wait...
Nuno
....to
Ange
....to
SEAN DYCHE????
All within the space of 39 days???? 😭😭😭😭
Nuno
....to
Ange
....to
SEAN DYCHE????
All within the space of 39 days???? 😭😭😭😭
October 18, 2025 at 9:01 PM
So wait...
Nuno
....to
Ange
....to
SEAN DYCHE????
All within the space of 39 days???? 😭😭😭😭
Nuno
....to
Ange
....to
SEAN DYCHE????
All within the space of 39 days???? 😭😭😭😭
Seriously.
Trumps morphing into Pat Butcher.
Trumps morphing into Pat Butcher.
October 18, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Seriously.
Trumps morphing into Pat Butcher.
Trumps morphing into Pat Butcher.
Evangelos Marinakis = 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
October 18, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Evangelos Marinakis = 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
I love my framed print of Maggie.
October 18, 2025 at 12:38 PM
I love my framed print of Maggie.
Three dots in the middle are your DMS.
I sent you a stream for Trains, Planes.
I sent you a stream for Trains, Planes.
October 16, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Three dots in the middle are your DMS.
I sent you a stream for Trains, Planes.
I sent you a stream for Trains, Planes.
This never fails to not make me laugh. 🤣
The look of utter distain on Steve Martins face.
The look of utter distain on Steve Martins face.
October 16, 2025 at 7:00 PM
This never fails to not make me laugh. 🤣
The look of utter distain on Steve Martins face.
The look of utter distain on Steve Martins face.
Has anyone watched this yet?
I bet it is out of this world, but a tough watch.
One of the true greats was John Candy.
Universally loved - whatever he touched, it turned to gold.
Trains Planes.
Uncle Buck.
Splash.
Brewsters Millions.
The Volunteers - which is my favourite.
I bet it is out of this world, but a tough watch.
One of the true greats was John Candy.
Universally loved - whatever he touched, it turned to gold.
Trains Planes.
Uncle Buck.
Splash.
Brewsters Millions.
The Volunteers - which is my favourite.
October 16, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Has anyone watched this yet?
I bet it is out of this world, but a tough watch.
One of the true greats was John Candy.
Universally loved - whatever he touched, it turned to gold.
Trains Planes.
Uncle Buck.
Splash.
Brewsters Millions.
The Volunteers - which is my favourite.
I bet it is out of this world, but a tough watch.
One of the true greats was John Candy.
Universally loved - whatever he touched, it turned to gold.
Trains Planes.
Uncle Buck.
Splash.
Brewsters Millions.
The Volunteers - which is my favourite.
Its upset me seeing Ricky Hatton took his own life.
Please remember - you're not alone.
No one has to go through such levels of sadness on their own, even though I fully understand, sometimes talking is the very last thing you want to do.
Reach out.
Here's some numbers that could prove helpful.
Please remember - you're not alone.
No one has to go through such levels of sadness on their own, even though I fully understand, sometimes talking is the very last thing you want to do.
Reach out.
Here's some numbers that could prove helpful.
October 16, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Its upset me seeing Ricky Hatton took his own life.
Please remember - you're not alone.
No one has to go through such levels of sadness on their own, even though I fully understand, sometimes talking is the very last thing you want to do.
Reach out.
Here's some numbers that could prove helpful.
Please remember - you're not alone.
No one has to go through such levels of sadness on their own, even though I fully understand, sometimes talking is the very last thing you want to do.
Reach out.
Here's some numbers that could prove helpful.
You're not Shadow banned.
If it's pissin about on a phone or tablet - uninstall and reinstall. That normally fixes glitches. x
If it's pissin about on a phone or tablet - uninstall and reinstall. That normally fixes glitches. x
October 15, 2025 at 12:08 AM
You're not Shadow banned.
If it's pissin about on a phone or tablet - uninstall and reinstall. That normally fixes glitches. x
If it's pissin about on a phone or tablet - uninstall and reinstall. That normally fixes glitches. x
I thought about buying one of these bad boys due to getting massacred in Gran Canaria. Had about 30+ bites.
But then I thought - what if you come back to your room. Bit pissed. And you go to bed and lock yourself inside that thing with 10 of the bastids inside it? 😆
But then I thought - what if you come back to your room. Bit pissed. And you go to bed and lock yourself inside that thing with 10 of the bastids inside it? 😆
October 14, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I thought about buying one of these bad boys due to getting massacred in Gran Canaria. Had about 30+ bites.
But then I thought - what if you come back to your room. Bit pissed. And you go to bed and lock yourself inside that thing with 10 of the bastids inside it? 😆
But then I thought - what if you come back to your room. Bit pissed. And you go to bed and lock yourself inside that thing with 10 of the bastids inside it? 😆
So come on then all you aficionados..
Where is my cousin at and why am I jealous?
Where is my cousin at and why am I jealous?
October 13, 2025 at 10:29 AM
So come on then all you aficionados..
Where is my cousin at and why am I jealous?
Where is my cousin at and why am I jealous?
Mornin MoFos.
This is from my counsellor with the note..
~ Happy Mondays LAx ~
🤣🤣🤣🤣
This is from my counsellor with the note..
~ Happy Mondays LAx ~
🤣🤣🤣🤣
October 13, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Mornin MoFos.
This is from my counsellor with the note..
~ Happy Mondays LAx ~
🤣🤣🤣🤣
This is from my counsellor with the note..
~ Happy Mondays LAx ~
🤣🤣🤣🤣