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We Bene Gesserit sift people to find the humans.
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Adolf hitler invented the wii
January 27, 2026 at 11:56 PM
Adolf hitler invented the wii
All gen z wanna do is smoke weed not pay they bills and have a dirty house
January 27, 2026 at 11:51 PM
All gen z wanna do is smoke weed not pay they bills and have a dirty house
Guys i hate to say it but this is my politics
January 27, 2026 at 11:30 PM
Guys i hate to say it but this is my politics
Asking my boss if he reads me like the emoji
January 27, 2026 at 11:27 PM
Asking my boss if he reads me like the emoji
Do you guys eat zucchini?
January 27, 2026 at 11:26 PM
Do you guys eat zucchini?
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i have a grown up job i make coffee and also source hard-to-find items like sushi for my boss
January 27, 2026 at 7:47 PM
i have a grown up job i make coffee and also source hard-to-find items like sushi for my boss
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Im saving my adult teeth for marriage
January 27, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Im saving my adult teeth for marriage
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meeting my friends for cocaine and sushi
January 27, 2026 at 9:24 PM
meeting my friends for cocaine and sushi
Snow is like walking on mashed potatoes .u have to be careful
January 27, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Snow is like walking on mashed potatoes .u have to be careful
me and Kanye west are abt to have Saturn transit our 10th houses whether u like it or not.
January 27, 2026 at 7:43 PM
me and Kanye west are abt to have Saturn transit our 10th houses whether u like it or not.
Telling my uber driver that he got nothing, i got tested.
January 27, 2026 at 7:37 PM
Telling my uber driver that he got nothing, i got tested.
As an adolescent on facebook i remember once this girl posted that if your age is on the clock ur too young for cock and i replied to it and said HA im 13 ….
January 27, 2026 at 7:37 PM
As an adolescent on facebook i remember once this girl posted that if your age is on the clock ur too young for cock and i replied to it and said HA im 13 ….
Telling my boss that i just wanna drive to the airport
January 27, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Telling my boss that i just wanna drive to the airport
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my new upstairs neighbor listens to ghetto music so loud one day aoon im going to turn this building into a blazing inferno and kill all of us i swear this to allah
January 27, 2026 at 6:10 PM
my new upstairs neighbor listens to ghetto music so loud one day aoon im going to turn this building into a blazing inferno and kill all of us i swear this to allah
If i was a wizard i think i would sexually fetishize muggles
January 27, 2026 at 6:59 PM
If i was a wizard i think i would sexually fetishize muggles
Ive always wanted to smoke weed on a snowy night.
January 26, 2026 at 3:20 AM
Ive always wanted to smoke weed on a snowy night.
Are these prerolls hand rolled or rolled by a machine?
January 26, 2026 at 2:19 AM
Are these prerolls hand rolled or rolled by a machine?
Method acting is very easy. You just act using a method
January 26, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Method acting is very easy. You just act using a method
Empathy should never be rewarded
January 25, 2026 at 11:40 PM
Empathy should never be rewarded
I would love if you guys got eaten by a giant worm
January 25, 2026 at 11:39 PM
I would love if you guys got eaten by a giant worm
The moral of fight club is tyler durden is a good person
January 24, 2026 at 6:20 AM
The moral of fight club is tyler durden is a good person
Im sorry guys but i just cant deal with you right now
January 24, 2026 at 4:29 AM
Im sorry guys but i just cant deal with you right now
Guys please go get me a coffee i don’t care what kind as long as it has zero sugar
January 23, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Guys please go get me a coffee i don’t care what kind as long as it has zero sugar
Im starting to think taylor swift is not the kwizatz haderach.
January 23, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Im starting to think taylor swift is not the kwizatz haderach.