SMSC_Author Still Wishes to Remain Anonymous
@smsc-author.bsky.social
He's still a tired old man scribbling bullshit in his corner - less often than he'd like.
[Mostly] JJBA FanFiction here: https://archiveofourown.org/users/TheAuthorWishesToRemainAnonymous/works
[Mostly] JJBA FanFiction here: https://archiveofourown.org/users/TheAuthorWishesToRemainAnonymous/works
potentially going to regret this ... but here goes nothing 🤐
October 12, 2025 at 9:26 PM
potentially going to regret this ... but here goes nothing 🤐
one of those days where im pretty sure im only still alive through dumb luck ...
July 22, 2025 at 4:50 AM
one of those days where im pretty sure im only still alive through dumb luck ...
I don't *know* a certain individual has been teaching sea lions jojo posing on the sly ... but i have my suspicions ...
July 7, 2025 at 12:31 AM
I don't *know* a certain individual has been teaching sea lions jojo posing on the sly ... but i have my suspicions ...
the chronic Simpsons brainrot usually just makes me think you're "that person who's always standing and walking! you know the one ..." i.pinimg.com/736x/9f/d5/f...
June 4, 2025 at 5:45 AM
the chronic Simpsons brainrot usually just makes me think you're "that person who's always standing and walking! you know the one ..." i.pinimg.com/736x/9f/d5/f...
Pope-cotta Fugo
May 9, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Pope-cotta Fugo
well there go my productive Sunday plans ... tried to DIY fix but *made it worse* and now just have to sit and wait for the Super to send a guy ... i cannot close or lock my apartment door in the meantime 🤬
April 20, 2025 at 5:01 PM
well there go my productive Sunday plans ... tried to DIY fix but *made it worse* and now just have to sit and wait for the Super to send a guy ... i cannot close or lock my apartment door in the meantime 🤬
instead of doing chores today, i have wasted multiple hours on "what if Vento Aureo chicken-AU?"
March 9, 2025 at 10:49 PM
instead of doing chores today, i have wasted multiple hours on "what if Vento Aureo chicken-AU?"
already on the "fuck end-stage capitalism, *consume less*" train, so will be participating by default
February 28, 2025 at 2:33 PM
already on the "fuck end-stage capitalism, *consume less*" train, so will be participating by default
"Golden-Wind-Girls" Exhibit A, your honour ...
February 2, 2025 at 10:40 PM
"Golden-Wind-Girls" Exhibit A, your honour ...
FG was on whilst doing laundry and WHAT THE FUCK??!! WHY IS FUGO THERE??!!
January 25, 2025 at 3:24 AM
FG was on whilst doing laundry and WHAT THE FUCK??!! WHY IS FUGO THERE??!!
The fuuuck? How did Tubi even know ive been pestering @piplupthecursed.bsky.social about my terrible Vicious/T&B mash-up ideas?
January 9, 2025 at 1:29 AM
The fuuuck? How did Tubi even know ive been pestering @piplupthecursed.bsky.social about my terrible Vicious/T&B mash-up ideas?
The Flanderization of Jonathan Joestar?
December 14, 2024 at 8:02 AM
The Flanderization of Jonathan Joestar?
outing myself as a "theatre gay" 🎭 - it's a west end & broadway musical. sort of a "What if Henry VIII's wives were a girl-group like the Spice Girls?"
Abba would *slay* in this gown. (probably what provoked the whole crossover tangent tbh)
Abba would *slay* in this gown. (probably what provoked the whole crossover tangent tbh)
December 8, 2024 at 3:36 PM
outing myself as a "theatre gay" 🎭 - it's a west end & broadway musical. sort of a "What if Henry VIII's wives were a girl-group like the Spice Girls?"
Abba would *slay* in this gown. (probably what provoked the whole crossover tangent tbh)
Abba would *slay* in this gown. (probably what provoked the whole crossover tangent tbh)
when he's a gentleman and brings his own rubbers ...
October 25, 2024 at 3:33 PM
when he's a gentleman and brings his own rubbers ...
🥰 appreciation shout-out for my target audience ... my very own "small clientele of loyal perverts"
inside you there are 2 wolves ... their names are Eugene & Rusty ...
inside you there are 2 wolves ... their names are Eugene & Rusty ...
October 23, 2024 at 3:42 AM
🥰 appreciation shout-out for my target audience ... my very own "small clientele of loyal perverts"
inside you there are 2 wolves ... their names are Eugene & Rusty ...
inside you there are 2 wolves ... their names are Eugene & Rusty ...
literally the squalo/tiziano fight
October 22, 2024 at 5:42 AM
literally the squalo/tiziano fight
TMW when it sinks in that all the Free! fandom's memes about "Thug-isa" 🐧are literally just *Blond Narancia* 🍊
October 22, 2024 at 5:41 AM
TMW when it sinks in that all the Free! fandom's memes about "Thug-isa" 🐧are literally just *Blond Narancia* 🍊
a story in 2 panels:
October 22, 2024 at 5:33 AM
a story in 2 panels:
what kind of self-respecting goth ojisan would order a pin just because it's fugo-coded? 💀
October 22, 2024 at 5:08 AM
what kind of self-respecting goth ojisan would order a pin just because it's fugo-coded? 💀
the day my man was channelling pure Giorno energy ...
October 22, 2024 at 5:06 AM
the day my man was channelling pure Giorno energy ...
had an odd dream about a Stone Ocean stage play. Seating was set up like church pews; every time Pucci was on, the audience had to kneel.
THAT Dio & Pucci scene, on a thrust stage, meant everyone in attendance voyeuristically on their knees around a *giant* bed set.
THAT Dio & Pucci scene, on a thrust stage, meant everyone in attendance voyeuristically on their knees around a *giant* bed set.
October 22, 2024 at 4:56 AM
had an odd dream about a Stone Ocean stage play. Seating was set up like church pews; every time Pucci was on, the audience had to kneel.
THAT Dio & Pucci scene, on a thrust stage, meant everyone in attendance voyeuristically on their knees around a *giant* bed set.
THAT Dio & Pucci scene, on a thrust stage, meant everyone in attendance voyeuristically on their knees around a *giant* bed set.
Received another update on Misuta the 🦭 today!
*Previously treated for domoic acid poisoning (seizure) last summer and released
*"He is bright, eating well and they are unable to subq [give IV fluids] due to being SO ACTIVE" (emphasis mine)
*Previously treated for domoic acid poisoning (seizure) last summer and released
*"He is bright, eating well and they are unable to subq [give IV fluids] due to being SO ACTIVE" (emphasis mine)
October 22, 2024 at 1:41 AM
Received another update on Misuta the 🦭 today!
*Previously treated for domoic acid poisoning (seizure) last summer and released
*"He is bright, eating well and they are unable to subq [give IV fluids] due to being SO ACTIVE" (emphasis mine)
*Previously treated for domoic acid poisoning (seizure) last summer and released
*"He is bright, eating well and they are unable to subq [give IV fluids] due to being SO ACTIVE" (emphasis mine)
Latest updates on Misuta 🦭
* confirmed male
* repeat offender/prior patient, w/ apparent history of needing human help
* particularly uncooperative during treatment "ran around a lot. didn't want to get poked"
The name is seeming quite fitting
* confirmed male
* repeat offender/prior patient, w/ apparent history of needing human help
* particularly uncooperative during treatment "ran around a lot. didn't want to get poked"
The name is seeming quite fitting
October 22, 2024 at 1:40 AM
Latest updates on Misuta 🦭
* confirmed male
* repeat offender/prior patient, w/ apparent history of needing human help
* particularly uncooperative during treatment "ran around a lot. didn't want to get poked"
The name is seeming quite fitting
* confirmed male
* repeat offender/prior patient, w/ apparent history of needing human help
* particularly uncooperative during treatment "ran around a lot. didn't want to get poked"
The name is seeming quite fitting
quick, terrible edit proving why i write and dont draw:
October 22, 2024 at 1:39 AM
quick, terrible edit proving why i write and dont draw: