Smplefy
@smplefy.sfba.social.ap.brid.gy
Married.
Bound to cover just a little more ground.
26.2 x 12.
Remembers when social media involved CB Radios.
Rode my 🏍 from CA to NY in 2021.
Parity Account: I believe […]
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Bound to cover just a little more ground.
26.2 x 12.
Remembers when social media involved CB Radios.
Rode my 🏍 from CA to NY in 2021.
Parity Account: I believe […]
🌉 bridged from ⁂ https://sfba.social/@smplefy, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact
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Smplefy
@smplefy.sfba.social.ap.brid.gy
· Dec 11
Me: Siri, Who was the last US President to die in office?
Siri: John F Kennedy was the last US President to die in office.
Me: could you check again?
Siri: John F Kennedy was the last US President to die in office.
Me: could you check again?
Being 60 and wondering if she is flirting with me always leads to the answer…. Nope.
February 18, 2026 at 12:47 AM
Being 60 and wondering if she is flirting with me always leads to the answer…. Nope.
Been a challenge finding a good dirty chai latte in South Carolina.
Placed an order for one in a small chain coffee shop. The barista asked me what was in it. After explaining, she said, “we call that a Chai Charger here”.
I smiled and kept my NY tongue to myself and gave them a nice tip.
Placed an order for one in a small chain coffee shop. The barista asked me what was in it. After explaining, she said, “we call that a Chai Charger here”.
I smiled and kept my NY tongue to myself and gave them a nice tip.
February 15, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Been a challenge finding a good dirty chai latte in South Carolina.
Placed an order for one in a small chain coffee shop. The barista asked me what was in it. After explaining, she said, “we call that a Chai Charger here”.
I smiled and kept my NY tongue to myself and gave them a nice tip.
Placed an order for one in a small chain coffee shop. The barista asked me what was in it. After explaining, she said, “we call that a Chai Charger here”.
I smiled and kept my NY tongue to myself and gave them a nice tip.
If she jokes that she has 27 different personalities, she isn’t joking. #HappyValentinesDay
February 14, 2026 at 1:27 PM
If she jokes that she has 27 different personalities, she isn’t joking. #HappyValentinesDay
February 12, 2026 at 1:20 PM
Being a parent means wondering if they got home safely in the rain even though they are nearly 30.
February 12, 2026 at 11:43 AM
Being a parent means wondering if they got home safely in the rain even though they are nearly 30.
When will people realize that one can save a lot of ink by redacting in white
February 12, 2026 at 9:30 AM
When will people realize that one can save a lot of ink by redacting in white
Bad Bunny needed Spanish subtitles
February 12, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Bad Bunny needed Spanish subtitles
3 year old kid in a Spider man costume full speed running out of the neighbor’s garage was the highlight of this week.
February 10, 2026 at 9:26 PM
3 year old kid in a Spider man costume full speed running out of the neighbor’s garage was the highlight of this week.
The same people who turned off the Super Bowl because of Bad Bunny speaking Spanish are descendent of those people who stole all the food from those speaking Irish.
February 9, 2026 at 10:50 AM
The same people who turned off the Super Bowl because of Bad Bunny speaking Spanish are descendent of those people who stole all the food from those speaking Irish.
Curling: When the USA mixed doubles blonde lady yells “CURL! CURL! CURL”, while the guy is curling his ass off, and then gives him that side eye, I have to wonder if they are married.
February 7, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Curling: When the USA mixed doubles blonde lady yells “CURL! CURL! CURL”, while the guy is curling his ass off, and then gives him that side eye, I have to wonder if they are married.
Thinking about the term, “work wife”.
Is “work husband”, a thing as well or do we only apply the term to women?
Are such terms demeaning or disrespectful to the actual spouse who has a work person elevated to some sort of an equal status?
Is “work husband”, a thing as well or do we only apply the term to women?
Are such terms demeaning or disrespectful to the actual spouse who has a work person elevated to some sort of an equal status?
February 6, 2026 at 9:33 AM
Thinking about the term, “work wife”.
Is “work husband”, a thing as well or do we only apply the term to women?
Are such terms demeaning or disrespectful to the actual spouse who has a work person elevated to some sort of an equal status?
Is “work husband”, a thing as well or do we only apply the term to women?
Are such terms demeaning or disrespectful to the actual spouse who has a work person elevated to some sort of an equal status?
The Muppet Show is back on Disney+
February 5, 2026 at 12:01 AM
The Muppet Show is back on Disney+
25th Amendment Time
February 3, 2026 at 9:15 PM
25th Amendment Time
It’s easiest to loudly scream “Terrapin” and “Terrapin Station” is a stadium full of #deadheads. It’s pretty much expected.
February 3, 2026 at 3:04 PM
It’s easiest to loudly scream “Terrapin” and “Terrapin Station” is a stadium full of #deadheads. It’s pretty much expected.
You’re getting old when you are listening to the Dead play “Not Fade Away” and you hear a riff that makes you think they are going into Not Fade Away.
February 2, 2026 at 8:52 PM
You’re getting old when you are listening to the Dead play “Not Fade Away” and you hear a riff that makes you think they are going into Not Fade Away.
Having been born and partially raised in New York and lived in Boston for a while, I was really disappointed to see our breakfast restaurant didn’t open today.
South Carolinians got no snow game.
South Carolinians got no snow game.
February 1, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Having been born and partially raised in New York and lived in Boston for a while, I was really disappointed to see our breakfast restaurant didn’t open today.
South Carolinians got no snow game.
South Carolinians got no snow game.
Nothing says I am out of place in South Carolina like styling my scarf to go to Harris Teeter to go grocery shopping.
January 31, 2026 at 1:44 PM
Nothing says I am out of place in South Carolina like styling my scarf to go to Harris Teeter to go grocery shopping.
Laurel and Hardy will return in Avengers: Doomsday
January 29, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Laurel and Hardy will return in Avengers: Doomsday
If there were only a way to belch out stress
January 29, 2026 at 1:20 AM
If there were only a way to belch out stress
William Shatner doing battle with the first known AI back in 1960.
January 26, 2026 at 2:38 PM
William Shatner doing battle with the first known AI back in 1960.
"‘Tis an old saying, the Devil devil hides behind the cross"
~ Miguel de Cervantes
~ Miguel de Cervantes
January 24, 2026 at 1:20 PM
"‘Tis an old saying, the Devil devil hides behind the cross"
~ Miguel de Cervantes
~ Miguel de Cervantes
Anyone else take the Lenovo update and not able to shut down their computer thereafter?
January 23, 2026 at 11:21 AM
Anyone else take the Lenovo update and not able to shut down their computer thereafter?