@smouritsen.bsky.social
Attorney. Interested in law and language.
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They should have him fight the Watchmen. And then end every episode with V giving a public service message about, like, recycling à la the old GI Joe cartoons. Moore would love it.
November 11, 2025 at 4:03 AM
They should have him fight the Watchmen. And then end every episode with V giving a public service message about, like, recycling à la the old GI Joe cartoons. Moore would love it.
Utah. Our state drink is dryness.
a man and a woman standing next to each other
ALT: a man and a woman standing next to each other
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November 11, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Utah. Our state drink is dryness.
So help me, if they force me to learn the rule against perpetuities, I’ll just rent, thanks.
November 10, 2025 at 2:11 AM
So help me, if they force me to learn the rule against perpetuities, I’ll just rent, thanks.
Return them to Home Depot and use all $20 to buy Sandwich Guy a new, premium sandwich. (He lost his other one.)
November 9, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Return them to Home Depot and use all $20 to buy Sandwich Guy a new, premium sandwich. (He lost his other one.)
Why do you hate American Exceptionalism?! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅
November 8, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Why do you hate American Exceptionalism?! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅
The there’s the little matter of the 💵💵💵.
November 8, 2025 at 5:25 AM
The there’s the little matter of the 💵💵💵.
The Constitution? Bout time, SMH.
November 7, 2025 at 9:07 AM
The Constitution? Bout time, SMH.
You and your radical extra-dudes-named-Bivens-application-of-Bivens views.
November 6, 2025 at 5:46 AM
You and your radical extra-dudes-named-Bivens-application-of-Bivens views.
Yeah. But there are cats here, despite what they say.
November 6, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Yeah. But there are cats here, despite what they say.
Okay, but nobody wants to see him live scatting.
November 6, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Okay, but nobody wants to see him live scatting.
I’ll have more time to keep track of this stuff when AI replaces all lawyers, which I am told is imminent.
November 6, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I’ll have more time to keep track of this stuff when AI replaces all lawyers, which I am told is imminent.
Guy swallops cods. Ain’t no two ways about it.
November 6, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Guy swallops cods. Ain’t no two ways about it.
Can you imagine judging a moot court & hearing someone say something like this? You’d sound the Moot Court GongTM with extreme prejudice.
a man is playing a gong in a room with bells .
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November 6, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Can you imagine judging a moot court & hearing someone say something like this? You’d sound the Moot Court GongTM with extreme prejudice.
Seeing a lot of online chatter about a “second sandwicher.”
November 4, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Seeing a lot of online chatter about a “second sandwicher.”
Spiraling for three years is excessive. Guy’s gotta be dizzy.
a cartoon of a man giving a speech with the words and always twirling twirling
ALT: a cartoon of a man giving a speech with the words and always twirling twirling
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November 3, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Spiraling for three years is excessive. Guy’s gotta be dizzy.
Cat singing the chorus of Four Non-Blondes’ What’s Up. Cats love that song.
November 3, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Cat singing the chorus of Four Non-Blondes’ What’s Up. Cats love that song.
(I’m kidding, I don’t have an Alexa.)
November 2, 2025 at 12:44 PM
(I’m kidding, I don’t have an Alexa.)