Smosh Quotes
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Out of context and dumb as hell | You figure out who said it | Run by @tacticmave.bluesky.social
Have you ever been color matched by president Abraham Lincoln?
May 29, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Have you ever been color matched by president Abraham Lincoln?
Okay, I’m not blowing shit up your ass, this is so good
May 28, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Okay, I’m not blowing shit up your ass, this is so good
Spencer, it’s me, all the Mountain Dew Kickstart in your stomach. I’m trying to get out but my shit doesn’t digest, Spencer. Let me gooo
May 28, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Spencer, it’s me, all the Mountain Dew Kickstart in your stomach. I’m trying to get out but my shit doesn’t digest, Spencer. Let me gooo
sometimes dicks is bugs
May 28, 2025 at 6:45 PM
sometimes dicks is bugs
Four inches used to be big back then
May 17, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Four inches used to be big back then
You guys can literally go suck a tit, this is wet
May 7, 2025 at 7:24 PM
You guys can literally go suck a tit, this is wet
DiGiorno’s for the oven, Totino’s for the microwave… and the memories are for us
May 4, 2025 at 3:11 PM
DiGiorno’s for the oven, Totino’s for the microwave… and the memories are for us
One of us is the werewolf and another one of us is the pedophile
May 1, 2025 at 3:22 PM
One of us is the werewolf and another one of us is the pedophile
We’re gonna light your asshole on fire
April 30, 2025 at 12:22 PM
We’re gonna light your asshole on fire
What if we literally kissed and went missing?
April 30, 2025 at 12:22 PM
What if we literally kissed and went missing?
Someone could murmur the word ‘Grindr’ five miles away and you’d go ‘Grindr?’
April 27, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Someone could murmur the word ‘Grindr’ five miles away and you’d go ‘Grindr?’
It was the NBA. I’m being told it’s like the WNBA but all dudes
April 24, 2025 at 7:40 AM
It was the NBA. I’m being told it’s like the WNBA but all dudes
Mommy wants to stick with daddy
April 24, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Mommy wants to stick with daddy
What’s keeping dad so busy in the garage? Fucking a pregnant clown. And that’s what I call that bitch
April 22, 2025 at 6:12 PM
What’s keeping dad so busy in the garage? Fucking a pregnant clown. And that’s what I call that bitch
Beep beep! Gay coming through
April 22, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Beep beep! Gay coming through
So do you want oat milk or goat milk?
April 20, 2025 at 5:39 PM
So do you want oat milk or goat milk?
I’m a seventeen-year-old bichon frisé and nothing more I want in life than to fucking die
April 20, 2025 at 10:22 AM
I’m a seventeen-year-old bichon frisé and nothing more I want in life than to fucking die
We don’t need to award men anymore than we already do
April 19, 2025 at 7:45 PM
We don’t need to award men anymore than we already do
Poop in the ocean if you must
April 18, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Poop in the ocean if you must
Officer, croissant in hand, I was alone
April 18, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Officer, croissant in hand, I was alone
*throwing boomerang* That’s gonna come back unlike Rose
April 17, 2025 at 12:42 PM
*throwing boomerang* That’s gonna come back unlike Rose
The candiru came and swam up my peehole. It took four other blokes to pull it out. They were going at it like a blowgun but in reverse
April 16, 2025 at 10:10 AM
The candiru came and swam up my peehole. It took four other blokes to pull it out. They were going at it like a blowgun but in reverse
I don’t know if you’re into this but I’d love to put my bus in you
April 15, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I don’t know if you’re into this but I’d love to put my bus in you
Queer little creatures and gay to be certain too!
April 15, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Queer little creatures and gay to be certain too!
Resist bird drama. Disappear on train. Rump above!
April 14, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Resist bird drama. Disappear on train. Rump above!