Warhammered
smopedoker.bsky.social
Warhammered
@smopedoker.bsky.social
Brand new to Warhammer 40k, and miniature painting.

Intermediate home grower. Beginning the DWC adventure.
I want to see @reggiewatts.bsky.social and @larrydavid25.bsky.social do a "28 Years Later: Bone Temple" skit
December 24, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Free Krieg Grenadier painted up. Tried to make him look muddy, as one would get in trench warfare. Anyone out there have a good tutorial on how to make his coat look rained on?
April 21, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Finished my slamamder captain in terminator armor. After about a month of painting, still have a lot to learn
February 9, 2025 at 9:41 PM
After 4 attempts, I am happy with how the sword came out. Touching up the horns next
February 5, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Trying to do an ice paint scheme. Did the purple as an undercoat to look deeper/colder under the white. Still had to laugh at the skeletor stage of the paint job
January 20, 2025 at 5:38 PM
When you mix a color, but end up not liking it...also good way to practice your new hobby skills
January 16, 2025 at 12:11 AM
5 days since first picking up a brush. Best looking paint job yet. Used the lazy man's shader (slathered in strong tone) to add depth. Need to learn what colors will pop for the eyes. #warhammet40k #Termagant #tyranid #minaturepainting
January 4, 2025 at 1:17 PM
My Termagants. The purple/white one looks like I melted a crayon and dripped it over the top. #warhammer40k #tyranid #miniaturepainting
January 3, 2025 at 1:50 AM
First ever attempt at #miniaturepainting I did better than I thought, but still lots of room to improve.
January 3, 2025 at 1:45 AM
A bad case of the flu lowered my BP enough to make me faceplant into pavement. When I was bragging to a friend about being tough enough my nose didn't break; my buddy cut me off and and reminded me I just lost a fight with no one
December 28, 2024 at 10:11 AM
@roywoodjr.bsky.social saw they caught "The Adjuster" today at a McDonald's. I think it's time for us as a nation to come together, and give this man an alibi
December 10, 2024 at 3:17 AM
If domestic violence is no laughing matter, then why do so many couples make jokes about it?
December 8, 2024 at 4:59 AM
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Thanks to all the atheists out there just doing the right thing without me threatening you with fire and brimstone.
December 8, 2024 at 12:22 AM
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December 5, 2024 at 11:58 PM
@liljon17.bsky.social have an idea for your next hit: it's you screaming BUTTCHEEKS FOR WEEKS over a beat and the breakdown is MAKE IT CLAP, MAKE IT CLAP, MAKE IT CLAP LAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP..
December 3, 2024 at 3:55 AM
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November 28, 2024 at 4:09 PM
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Facts.
November 27, 2024 at 7:13 PM
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November 23, 2024 at 11:34 PM
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IN 1956 NIKITA KHRUSCHEV
SAID

"We do not have to invade the USA we will destroy you from within"
November 24, 2024 at 8:25 PM
November 24, 2024 at 9:55 PM
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In case you're wondering...

Here's the "plan"
November 23, 2024 at 4:42 PM
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November 23, 2024 at 9:43 PM