SmoothJiminal
smoothjiminal.bsky.social
SmoothJiminal
@smoothjiminal.bsky.social
Gamer, movie buff, animal lover, (very) amateur muay thai boxer, pop culture enthusiast
Hell of a sound bite, but it doesn't make a difference to people who find new ways to go lower and lower.
December 22, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I gave up on the whole "When they go low, we go high" thing years ago. Now, when they go low I knee them in the mouth. Way more effective.
December 22, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Whenever I get upset with my dog or my cat for knocking something over, I take a breath and remind myself that it only got knocked over because I left it there. Pet proofing isn't a one-and-done process. Its for as long as you have your little buddy.
December 5, 2025 at 2:54 PM
You don't just start the game as a man. You start it as a miserable little pile of secrets.
November 27, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Looks like an Animorphs cover where a bird changes into the same kind of bird.
November 15, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Kash Patel isn't, but mainly because he constantly looks like he's scared shitless.
September 12, 2025 at 11:29 PM
July 8, 2025 at 5:45 PM
This
July 1, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Will I pay an extra $10 for protein drinks that taste like juice and I don't need a lactaid with? Yes. Yes, I would.
June 24, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Oh yeah, I switched over to this stuff a few months ago. I swear by it now.
June 23, 2025 at 8:35 PM
That was The Shield. Michael Chiklis won an Emmy for it. It's also notable because it's the only show about cops ever.
June 16, 2025 at 2:35 PM
To be fair, I do this with every show I watch. I never called Jack Bauer by his name. He was 24 unless he had a gun in each hand. Then he was 48.
June 13, 2025 at 2:36 PM
I used to love Mark Millar's comics, but then I grew up.
June 10, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Ezra Miller, but that's about it
May 29, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Whoawhoawhoa. You want to be compensated for this? My fake indignation knows no bounds.
May 29, 2025 at 7:48 PM
My background is in fraud prevention, and as a tool, AI can be valuable to me, but it will never fully replace the humans on my team. Fraud is committed by humans, and humans can be irrational. We can't possibly teach an AI how to deal with someone whose actions are illogical.
May 28, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I started thinking up a "Gaslighting Necromancer" D&D character the second I left an advance screening of this.
May 28, 2025 at 7:21 PM