smoltz
@smoltz.bsky.social
using youtube for its god-given purpose [watching mortal kombat fatality comps]
October 17, 2025 at 5:23 AM
using youtube for its god-given purpose [watching mortal kombat fatality comps]
why the fuck would i ever want to search for that tiktok
October 2, 2025 at 5:51 AM
why the fuck would i ever want to search for that tiktok
@cjzero.bsky.social some a-plus eating technique on display during the dbacks game
April 9, 2025 at 10:16 PM
@cjzero.bsky.social some a-plus eating technique on display during the dbacks game
guy who vehemently defends early System of a Down in every group chat
November 23, 2024 at 12:29 AM
guy who vehemently defends early System of a Down in every group chat
hearing unconfirmed reports it’s time for “Friday Beers”
November 15, 2024 at 11:44 PM
hearing unconfirmed reports it’s time for “Friday Beers”
i want to punch this little shit so bad
November 14, 2024 at 8:08 PM
i want to punch this little shit so bad
i think now would be a good time for panera to bring back the lemonade that can kill you if you drink more than a cup
November 14, 2024 at 4:52 AM
i think now would be a good time for panera to bring back the lemonade that can kill you if you drink more than a cup
trying to decide on here how long i can follow just the girlfriend and not the boyfriend, feigning "oh i didn't know your new @ on the site"
August 1, 2023 at 3:18 AM
trying to decide on here how long i can follow just the girlfriend and not the boyfriend, feigning "oh i didn't know your new @ on the site"
telling the first ghost story on bluesky to get signed to a movie deal
August 1, 2023 at 3:06 AM
telling the first ghost story on bluesky to get signed to a movie deal
rebranding myself as a good poster on the new site
July 30, 2023 at 7:36 PM
rebranding myself as a good poster on the new site