Jessi 🖊️🥀
@smolemoauntie.bsky.social
• Auntie • 🔵 • EDS • Pop Culture/Music Enthusiast • My Mind is Alive🍌🥽 • Childless Cat Lady • Thunder Up • Bracelet Maker • Ancestral Witch • Ace • BDB💙•
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Jessi 🖊️🥀
@smolemoauntie.bsky.social
· Jan 24
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•Somewhere on the spectrums 🌈♾️
•Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome type 3 (w/ fibro and all of the comorbidities)
•Auntie to 9 little humans!
•🍎🎶: SmolEmoAuntie
• 🍌🥽 Spoonerino Swemo
•Music + TV + pop culture get me YAPPING.
•Ancestral Witch
•THUNDER UP
•always elevated & playing Sims 💚🌬️☁️
•OK 🔵
•Somewhere on the spectrums 🌈♾️
•Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome type 3 (w/ fibro and all of the comorbidities)
•Auntie to 9 little humans!
•🍎🎶: SmolEmoAuntie
• 🍌🥽 Spoonerino Swemo
•Music + TV + pop culture get me YAPPING.
•Ancestral Witch
•THUNDER UP
•always elevated & playing Sims 💚🌬️☁️
•OK 🔵
THANK YOU OG BESTIECOUSIE™️
It’s my bestie cousie™️ birthday! Love you bish @smolemoauntie.bsky.social
March 4, 2025 at 4:18 AM
THANK YOU OG BESTIECOUSIE™️
I just want my jaw and left hip to stay in place while I sleep.
Pain is paining.
Pain is paining.
February 17, 2025 at 5:54 AM
I just want my jaw and left hip to stay in place while I sleep.
Pain is paining.
Pain is paining.
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Remember boys and girls,
The majority NFL talent are BLACK.
The Super Bowl Halftime
Show was unapologetically BLACK (finally)
The haters are crying because their team was soundly beaten by the DEI team.
The halftime show was the final straw for them LOLLLLLLLL
The majority NFL talent are BLACK.
The Super Bowl Halftime
Show was unapologetically BLACK (finally)
The haters are crying because their team was soundly beaten by the DEI team.
The halftime show was the final straw for them LOLLLLLLLL
February 16, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Remember boys and girls,
The majority NFL talent are BLACK.
The Super Bowl Halftime
Show was unapologetically BLACK (finally)
The haters are crying because their team was soundly beaten by the DEI team.
The halftime show was the final straw for them LOLLLLLLLL
The majority NFL talent are BLACK.
The Super Bowl Halftime
Show was unapologetically BLACK (finally)
The haters are crying because their team was soundly beaten by the DEI team.
The halftime show was the final straw for them LOLLLLLLLL
I am simply TIRED of this, Grandpa.
I know, I know. It’s too damn bad.
I know, I know. It’s too damn bad.
February 17, 2025 at 5:46 AM
I am simply TIRED of this, Grandpa.
I know, I know. It’s too damn bad.
I know, I know. It’s too damn bad.
Watching Almost Famous does something really beautiful to my soul. It’s like a hug. But then I usually cut it off after the band celebrates being on the cover. That’s where my heart wants it to end. Cameron Crowe broke my heart with the ending.
February 13, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Watching Almost Famous does something really beautiful to my soul. It’s like a hug. But then I usually cut it off after the band celebrates being on the cover. That’s where my heart wants it to end. Cameron Crowe broke my heart with the ending.
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Southern University performing at the Super Bowl this year during black history month hits a little different!
Thank you for sharing your greatness and talents for the world to see!
Thank you for sharing your greatness and talents for the world to see!
February 9, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Southern University performing at the Super Bowl this year during black history month hits a little different!
Thank you for sharing your greatness and talents for the world to see!
Thank you for sharing your greatness and talents for the world to see!
Today someone asked me who I was rooting for in the Super Bowl and I said the Sooners. 😂
February 10, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Today someone asked me who I was rooting for in the Super Bowl and I said the Sooners. 😂
I owe so much of my personality to Dr. Susan Lewis. The OG Aunt mom. 💪🏻
February 9, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I owe so much of my personality to Dr. Susan Lewis. The OG Aunt mom. 💪🏻
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Honestly, this Super Bowl halftime show will never be topped…
February 5, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Honestly, this Super Bowl halftime show will never be topped…
I will say one thing about Travis Kelce’s comment about the Cheeto: I hope Meredith pees on your favorite blanket.
February 6, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I will say one thing about Travis Kelce’s comment about the Cheeto: I hope Meredith pees on your favorite blanket.
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Where the hell is Lin-Manuel Miranda? Why isn’t he, in full costume, outside the Treasury Department, right now, RAPPING?!
February 5, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Where the hell is Lin-Manuel Miranda? Why isn’t he, in full costume, outside the Treasury Department, right now, RAPPING?!
“The Grammys are rigged!”
Well yeah, it’s only 13,000 people that vote and most of them are in LA or NYC and are interconnected, friendly, or colleagues. It’s like your middle school student council election all over again. When you look at it from that perspective, you’ll stop getting mad.
Well yeah, it’s only 13,000 people that vote and most of them are in LA or NYC and are interconnected, friendly, or colleagues. It’s like your middle school student council election all over again. When you look at it from that perspective, you’ll stop getting mad.
February 3, 2025 at 7:09 AM
“The Grammys are rigged!”
Well yeah, it’s only 13,000 people that vote and most of them are in LA or NYC and are interconnected, friendly, or colleagues. It’s like your middle school student council election all over again. When you look at it from that perspective, you’ll stop getting mad.
Well yeah, it’s only 13,000 people that vote and most of them are in LA or NYC and are interconnected, friendly, or colleagues. It’s like your middle school student council election all over again. When you look at it from that perspective, you’ll stop getting mad.
I love that I’m over here in my Swiftie corner just clowning away and then Gaga’s door swings right open and we get a music video disguised as a Mastercard commercial.
I love it when women of pop
I love it when women of pop
February 3, 2025 at 5:12 AM
I love that I’m over here in my Swiftie corner just clowning away and then Gaga’s door swings right open and we get a music video disguised as a Mastercard commercial.
I love it when women of pop
I love it when women of pop
I know there’s a lot of shit happening in the world and especially LA rn, but the Grammy’s are a time to celebrate the songs that we bopped hard to. The fact that ~most~ of the nominees are friends or friendly is making my heart soar. It’s going to be a fun night. That being said, Fuck Chris Brown.
February 2, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I know there’s a lot of shit happening in the world and especially LA rn, but the Grammy’s are a time to celebrate the songs that we bopped hard to. The fact that ~most~ of the nominees are friends or friendly is making my heart soar. It’s going to be a fun night. That being said, Fuck Chris Brown.
Oh honey, the “annoying” person who always retorts with advice rather than just listening probably has a trauma response because they have only been sought out to be a problem solver and not much else.
It’s me. I’m the annoying person. 🙃
It’s me. I’m the annoying person. 🙃
January 30, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Oh honey, the “annoying” person who always retorts with advice rather than just listening probably has a trauma response because they have only been sought out to be a problem solver and not much else.
It’s me. I’m the annoying person. 🙃
It’s me. I’m the annoying person. 🙃
Voltarin becoming otc is one of the most beautiful things but also sucks because collagen disorder makes me metabolize it way quicker than normies.
January 29, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Voltarin becoming otc is one of the most beautiful things but also sucks because collagen disorder makes me metabolize it way quicker than normies.
Tomorrow is for hanging out with my playlists and absolute disassociation.
Only way to handle the cramps and spine stiffness. 😭
Only way to handle the cramps and spine stiffness. 😭
January 28, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Tomorrow is for hanging out with my playlists and absolute disassociation.
Only way to handle the cramps and spine stiffness. 😭
Only way to handle the cramps and spine stiffness. 😭
The weather is going to fucking weather this week
Signed, my spine that can sense when it’s going to rain.
Signed, my spine that can sense when it’s going to rain.
January 28, 2025 at 6:37 AM
The weather is going to fucking weather this week
Signed, my spine that can sense when it’s going to rain.
Signed, my spine that can sense when it’s going to rain.
The crampies are fueling the painsomnia tonight. It’s lovely sprinkled on top of the usually cracking and aching and stinging of my spine. 🙃
January 27, 2025 at 5:29 AM
The crampies are fueling the painsomnia tonight. It’s lovely sprinkled on top of the usually cracking and aching and stinging of my spine. 🙃
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Want a great slogan for midterms?
"If you FAFO and are struggling because of Trump policies, we understand. The Dems are here for you. Tell us how we can help you "
You get the point.
FAFO will be the theme. Be the solution.
"If you FAFO and are struggling because of Trump policies, we understand. The Dems are here for you. Tell us how we can help you "
You get the point.
FAFO will be the theme. Be the solution.
January 26, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Want a great slogan for midterms?
"If you FAFO and are struggling because of Trump policies, we understand. The Dems are here for you. Tell us how we can help you "
You get the point.
FAFO will be the theme. Be the solution.
"If you FAFO and are struggling because of Trump policies, we understand. The Dems are here for you. Tell us how we can help you "
You get the point.
FAFO will be the theme. Be the solution.
All I have to say, is I love seeing some Sooners in the Super Bowl. It makes me happy. 🥰
January 27, 2025 at 3:19 AM
All I have to say, is I love seeing some Sooners in the Super Bowl. It makes me happy. 🥰
Y’all, the Kansas City Chiefs are literally calling out their bootlickers in the best way. You either see a blank space or “Choose Love” on the back/neck of the helmet!
January 27, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Y’all, the Kansas City Chiefs are literally calling out their bootlickers in the best way. You either see a blank space or “Choose Love” on the back/neck of the helmet!
I’m currently shopping around for a primary care physician. I’ve narrowed it down to 2 EDS specialists!
A DO in a close office but has limited hours as he travels through 5 offices
OR
An MD out of 1 office that’s almost an hour away and has a way more open schedule
The fact that I have 2 is 🙏🏻😭
A DO in a close office but has limited hours as he travels through 5 offices
OR
An MD out of 1 office that’s almost an hour away and has a way more open schedule
The fact that I have 2 is 🙏🏻😭
January 25, 2025 at 7:56 AM
I’m currently shopping around for a primary care physician. I’ve narrowed it down to 2 EDS specialists!
A DO in a close office but has limited hours as he travels through 5 offices
OR
An MD out of 1 office that’s almost an hour away and has a way more open schedule
The fact that I have 2 is 🙏🏻😭
A DO in a close office but has limited hours as he travels through 5 offices
OR
An MD out of 1 office that’s almost an hour away and has a way more open schedule
The fact that I have 2 is 🙏🏻😭