katie
@smokobythechats.bsky.social
yellow spotted lizards don't like my onion juice
saw freakier friday today. thot of this the entire time
September 1, 2025 at 9:05 PM
saw freakier friday today. thot of this the entire time
have started to just whip out my phone mid convo if there's something mentioned i dont know & look it up bc i never rmbr to do it later and anyway. look at these fucking cows
August 28, 2025 at 2:41 PM
have started to just whip out my phone mid convo if there's something mentioned i dont know & look it up bc i never rmbr to do it later and anyway. look at these fucking cows
no one:
me alone drunk in a bathroom w my phone:
me alone drunk in a bathroom w my phone:
August 2, 2025 at 2:02 AM
no one:
me alone drunk in a bathroom w my phone:
me alone drunk in a bathroom w my phone:
fuck duolingo uncle mick has my back
July 29, 2025 at 1:50 PM
fuck duolingo uncle mick has my back
sleeping so soundly after she crawled under my blanket and started attacking the drawstring on my sweatpants at 6:30am on a sunday
July 20, 2025 at 4:39 PM
sleeping so soundly after she crawled under my blanket and started attacking the drawstring on my sweatpants at 6:30am on a sunday
if any of you need an 18.5lb weight to work with hmu
July 11, 2025 at 2:56 PM
if any of you need an 18.5lb weight to work with hmu
they really sent me a whole ass email for this. and i opened it.
July 10, 2025 at 12:11 AM
they really sent me a whole ass email for this. and i opened it.
the face she stays silent with
July 2, 2025 at 11:23 PM
the face she stays silent with
moment of silence for this diva i had to leave behind today bc she would not fit in my living room or car
June 5, 2025 at 7:45 PM
moment of silence for this diva i had to leave behind today bc she would not fit in my living room or car
i give all my shoes little descriptive nicknames so that every single morning when i get dressed, my two braincells get to do this interaction
June 5, 2025 at 3:33 PM
i give all my shoes little descriptive nicknames so that every single morning when i get dressed, my two braincells get to do this interaction
literally the only beings alive that love popcorn ceilings
June 5, 2025 at 3:07 PM
literally the only beings alive that love popcorn ceilings
this is actually like. one of the kindest and most meaningful small things ive ever seen a compamy do
June 4, 2025 at 9:50 PM
this is actually like. one of the kindest and most meaningful small things ive ever seen a compamy do
the next installment in this series
June 1, 2025 at 6:30 PM
the next installment in this series
the next installment in this series
June 1, 2025 at 4:00 PM
the next installment in this series
why is google always so quick to suggest i delete the only video evidence of our wedding. RUDE !!!!!!
May 29, 2025 at 9:39 PM
why is google always so quick to suggest i delete the only video evidence of our wedding. RUDE !!!!!!
my mom wouldnt let us listen to this song EVER as kids and suprisingly its bc he says "masturbate" and not bc the entire song is abt weed
May 22, 2025 at 11:26 PM
my mom wouldnt let us listen to this song EVER as kids and suprisingly its bc he says "masturbate" and not bc the entire song is abt weed
they're the only place i can find a cunty "jesus saves i spend" shirt as opposed to a weirdly religious one (ew) BUT I KNOW THEY DID NOT COME UP W THIS GRAPHIC TEE THEMSELVES
May 15, 2025 at 2:22 PM
they're the only place i can find a cunty "jesus saves i spend" shirt as opposed to a weirdly religious one (ew) BUT I KNOW THEY DID NOT COME UP W THIS GRAPHIC TEE THEMSELVES
my closet if i could figure out who tf cherry kitten is stealing their designs from
May 15, 2025 at 2:18 PM
my closet if i could figure out who tf cherry kitten is stealing their designs from
my precious adorable marbled noodle
May 13, 2025 at 1:09 AM
my precious adorable marbled noodle
please behold my tiny daughter
May 4, 2025 at 2:11 PM
please behold my tiny daughter
boss mad at me bc i said "gray" was a stupid name for this colorway
April 23, 2025 at 4:00 PM
boss mad at me bc i said "gray" was a stupid name for this colorway