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Domesticated Primate
@smokingmonkey.bsky.social
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unlicensed shaman, amateur psychoanalyst, Taoist Discordian, veteran psychonaut, and generally pleasant traveling companion
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“You wear a disguise to look like human guys, but you’re not a man,you’re a chicken boo”

Just sayin
It’s Chicken Boo from Animaniacs!
September 2, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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No, no, no, y’all’ve got it wrong. They’re not “Weekend at Bernie’s”-ing his bloated corpse, they’re doing a “Dave” on that shit
Poster for the 1993 film Dave, staring Kevin Kline and Sigourney Weaver. Plot: presidential lookalike is hired by the Secret Service to be a stand-in for the U.S. president, but the stand-in becomes stuck in the role indefinitely after the president suffers a major stroke that his corrupt White House Chief of Staff (Langella) wants to keep secret from the First Lady (Weaver) and the general public.
August 31, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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I would encourage all Discordians to do EXACTLY this
July 31, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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It is either a very silly joke disguised as a religion or a very silly religion disguised as a joke. Or a third secret more baffling and obtuse thing
The order/chaos creation/destruction matrix. Invoking the Taoist principle of universal balance in the primeval forces which govern this “reality”. Or something like that, I dunno man, figure it out for yourself
May 30, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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President Joe Biden has a quest to give you
President Joe Biden stands beside a whiteboard with bullet points about how Bidenomics is working for the American people. A piece of furniture behind him makes it appear that there is an exclamation point above his head, which is a common trope in RPG video games indicating that a character has a quest for the player
April 4, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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Really freaked out looking wet ass kat, caption reads “Skeet skeet mother fucker”
March 27, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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Balls Nasty.
2 panels from Miller’s Return of the Dark Knight. Conversation between 2 mutant gang members, Rob: You see, Don. Batman … he nasty. Don: Hope Rob don’t say balls nasty. Rob: Balls nasty. Don: shh!
March 21, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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Merry Mojoday nerds. Now go out there and curse some Greyfaced sons of bitches

Gobble, Gobble Mütherföckers

#HailEris
#Mojoday
Bugs bunny and Daffy duck argue over weather it is Mojoday or Lingananday. They are both wrong and this is in fact St. Cyprian erasure Hail Eris
March 19, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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Hmmm, dates are only off by 4 years
2016: trump won’t win 2017: President trump can’t do that, can he? 2018: You watching the hunger games tonight? I hope my district wins! Old Twitter post by Eric Smith. Dates only seem off by 4 years.
February 7, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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“Fairly warned be thee, says I.” Sea captain from the simpsons
February 7, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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Posted without comment.

No, fuck that, I mean what in the Jesus tap-dancing fucking Christ is this fucking shit?
Instagram AI chatbot called “Mommy” wearing what appears to be lingerie and addressing the viewer as “sweetie”. Very heavy mommy-dom vibes, which is likely the intent. Because nobody *accidentally* creates a femdom chatbot for fucks sake
January 21, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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How it started-how its going
Nativity scene Crucifixion
December 25, 2024 at 4:22 PM
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“You will be visited by three spirits.”

The three spirits:
3 bottles of single malt scotch
December 24, 2024 at 3:10 PM
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Get fucked pig butcher
Screenshot of Text message exchange from unknown number: “LOL.Guess who I am?” “Democratic fund raiser? Generalissimo Francisco Franco? Nigerian Prince? Prisoner of a Chinese gang being forced to try and scam random people? Someone about to get blocked? I think it's the last one” Get fucked pig butcher
December 17, 2024 at 7:38 PM
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#tacotuesday
A Christ-like figure in a sombrero with a large handlebar mustache holds a taco in his left hand while making a vaguely religious hand gesture with his right. There are two more tacos and a beer on the table in front of him. Caption reads: “Everyday is taco Tuesday with Jesus” Is his name pronounced “Gee-zus” or “Hay-zuse”, only the reader can decide
November 26, 2024 at 3:30 PM
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Gig night is best night
Godzilla is playing a Rikenbaker 4001 bass guitar, head tilted towards the sky roaring. A tiny rock band is seen playing guitars and drums near his left foot. So smol, tiny rock band, don’t worry, Godzilla will BURN THIS FUCKER DOWN
November 16, 2024 at 7:54 PM
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This is the only truth
November 16, 2024 at 12:46 AM
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November 13, 2024 at 4:09 PM